Alex Kitsinger

bored at work sending "I miss you" texts to everyone I know just for the hell of it

@disloyalorders wait now I want to start carrying mine in a case just so I can put a Polaroid of my girlfriend in it

get you a friend who puts a picture of you in their cigarette case

having to choose between listening to TAWWOT and IDWTSYIH first today felt like trying to choose a favorite child

it has come to my attention the fish is in fact a sturgeon and NOT a surgeon

why do we use the same word for a doctor that does surgery and a fish

@stlbreadcompany just realized that one is in fact called The Fly so probably not huh

@stlbreadcompany is it the U2 song Fly or is there another one I don't know of

tag yourself

@no1quippyfan when I inevitably leave Boise I'm gonna miss being 20 minutes from the forest and mountains SO bad

this the one thing i miss about georgia man i miss the trees so bad

dats where raccoon tour is and for the time being where ogbert is

@no1quippyfan @asifoncue we didn't mean it we love you and also the great city of chicago

@asifoncue @no1quippyfan honestly most people in Chicago go on that list just by nature of living in Chicago

@AOKitsinger @no1quippyfan Ugh fine I’ll add her to my list of people in Chicago I need to fight

my girlfriend just reposted oomf's tweet on her instagram close friends story how did that happen

@asifoncue @no1quippyfan she's gonna forget about us when that happens I just know it

@AOKitsinger @no1quippyfan when ur famous can I have ur band shirts

Me nn my friends hangin out,,,

@fairyseajellie if I'm not soaked in mysterious liquid by the end of the emo show I want my money back

who else getting dripped on by mysterious liquid at the emo show

@Carsondaoboys my average breakfast before an 8 hour shift where I have to run around all day:

counter point never date anyone who like entirely gets your music cause it will get weird

@acrookedmady yeah dude he showed up at the fucking shredder in boise Idaho last night and I thought I was going insane

tades from hot mulligan just ordered doordash to the depot in salt lake city where the hit canadian emo band arms length is playing tonight!

when you're closing alone at your gas station job Everybody Wants to Rule the World really is the greatest song ever written

@Towi_Rei @blueberryb0at if I had a nickel for every time I saw Tades Mulligan in Boise Idaho I'd have two nickels

Why is TADES from hot mulligan in Boise fucking Idaho??! #hotmulligan #boise