A.Z.O.

@GCHQ When you turn the first country's flag 90 degrees it becomes the second country's flag.

Kick off the new week with a new #GCHQPuzzle Good luck with this one ⬇️

@WIRED Only her clothes alighted on re-entry. #wiredsixword

Each month WIRED asks readers to submit a sci-fi story of SIX WORDS based on a unique prompt. This month's prompt is: 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 To submit your story comment on this post with the hashtag #wiredsixword

@willystaley You are somehow simultaneously too old and too young to be making these kinds of tweets you Benjamin Button-ass motherfucker. 37 years old and you think there's some kind of cultural cringe to using a credit card to pay over cash. Log off cunt.

At the bar last night, the Zoomers were all paying with credit cards and closing out on every round. This is psycho behavior. Someone needs to teach these children how to go to the bar.

@daniel____kun Unfortunately no

Testing if I got banned lmao

@AmberGwynne Absolute game changer that.

Imagine if writing were just about making sentences and you didn't have to worry about whether they actually go together.

@duffhounds @Siythrun Does the sunken cost fallacy apply to patients who are already dead?

@duffhounds @Siythrun This has given rise to some persistent, albeit low priority, "ethical questions". The hospital's accounting department has authority over setting the priority for ethical concerns.

Building some expedition locales in Bloodclotte, and one of them is a spooky ancient forest haunted by ghosts from failed revolts. The big question to be answered here is "can a ghost be a patient?" and I think my answer is "yeah but you're gonna need the spectral scalpel"

@duffhounds @Siythrun Once the scalpel is in suspended animation, we can use the now *spectral* scalpel to complete ghostly surgeries. Then it's a simple matter of ressurecting the original scalpel. Spectral overheads, by and large, are far worse for the hospital's bottom line.

@duffhounds Sawbones, annoyed: "You mean I grew these extra dumptrucks for nothing? What was my Med degree for?"

@AOroszvari This poor man has lived with his rusty hand-cranked ass for too long, and the nurses are getting real sick of prying it open when it gets jammed

My emotional reaction to Bloodclotte being categorised as Steampunk on the PAX schedule has gone from "what the hell, I didn't make a steampunk game" to "oh god, did I make a steampunk game??"

@BEST_Brekkie No butter on that toast. Shame.

@DarienDrayn Two amphibians sitting on a wire.

Okay, I saw you like previous. So what you gonna tell about THIS? #DiscoElysium

@daniel____kun @ReviewsHoneybee 1. The Life of Pablo 2. Graduation 3. MBDTF 4. 808s & Heartbreak

@ReviewsHoneybee All goated bangers and can’t be ranked, and if you do you’re not a real Kanye fan

Rank em

@SoniGMendoza @GCHQ Congratulations!

@GCHQ DRINK / In all the others letters 2 & 4 form a word: BE, US, OR, NO, ON, IN, AM, DO, UP😉

New week. New #GCHQPuzzle. You know the drill by now, good luck!

@GCHQ Jumpy. :)

@duffhounds @TheFanciestLad The idea an intermediary would serve me spaghetti, beetroot, and ranch dressing is very funny.

@TheFanciestLad Went to Sizzler in its final dying days and they wouldn't even let you near the thing. You had to fill out a hospital dinner style checkbox menu and hand it to the designated salad bar handlers, whose ideas about what is acceptable to put on a plate are incredibly boring

I’m beginning to think that the humble salad bar will never recover. Terrible to think how something can slip away in your lifetime like that.

@PirateKilljoy What does that Punk MEAN¿¿¿

lrt thinking about becoming meadowpunk