June (like the bug)

tbh I don’t care how much PTSD I was getting, that would cheer me right up

The fact that you’re so embarrassed about wearing this French maid outfit really reveals a lot about how you view maids, honey.

new roommate fucking sucks

gothic horror is when you are inside. folk horror is when you are outside. cosmic horror is when you are in an area that is neither inside or outside

Guy standing next to me with his hand over his heart during the national anthem: take your fucking hat off Me (propeller hat propellers going nuts as the jets fly overhead) you wanna go tough guy??

me (scrying through an orb, watching the third brigand to step on a cultist’s blood landrune and explode into a shower of gore): fuck. alright, send in the next one

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

of course all you doggirls would be into collarbones. its your 2 favourite words combined...

fucked up in the crib sippin

Australia was once the land of the fair go. Everyone got a fair suck of the goblin's donger. But these days the average working class Aussie battler is getting the short end of the lizard. We're barely getting one lick of the magic toad. You can't even get molested by the bishop.

Gender swapped dead spouse video in a detective movie. A lady is crying watching a clip of her deceased husband giving double middle fingers and sticking his tongue out over and over

The ‘Dog Sack’ invention, which first appeared in the June 1935 issue of Popular Mechanics

HEGEL, leaping across the rooftops of Jena: the WELTGEIST should be somewhere around here. If I hold down R3 my Dialectic Method I'll be able to track it down

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

this lovely St Kilda apartment comes with two Audition-style torture chambers

Sliding this to 10 while my other trembling hand reaches for my service weapon

@KidOmega91 Imagine hating one of the most well informed content creators on Capcom for the crime of being a woman and trans. It just seems an exhausting and deeply unhappy way to live

Transphobia & Misogyny a hell of a drug

[wife lying to her mom on phone] no he doesnt practice stand up anymore [me in basement walkin back n forth] people be lookin like they dogs

PUT OUR TRANS FLAG UP AT STREET LEVEL EXPECTING TO GET A BRICK THROUGH THE WINDOW BUT ALL WE GET IS DOLLS THROUGH THE DOOR