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@OliLondonTV He's a massive twat

Andrew Garfield takes jab at J.K. Rowling over her trans views; says he watches Harry Potter even though it’s “controversial.” “I know it’s controversial and we shouldn’t be putting money in the pocket of inhumane legislation right now through she that shall remain nameless…There are so many beautiful artists that worked on those films. I have a newfound appreciation for all of the artists.” Source: Variety

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

Tommy is a legit journalist. Most challenging interview I’ve done for a while. @TRobinsonNewEra

I’ve been contacted by THREE Labour Party whistleblowers, inc. a former frontbencher, + been passed a sensitive Excel spreadsheet by a senior politician in Scotland. The evidence is clear: Mandelson + McSweeney built a covert network of Labour MPs. Here’s what they’re hiding:🧵

@Carra23 Other than UTD fans I think everyone would say it's Anyone but Arsenal at the moment, a big part of that isn't the team though it's definitely because of their fans. I can imagine Carra gets pelters from whatever team he talks about but Id bet it's a massive pile on from them

No it’s not me, it’s partly because of your fan base online, something I didn’t mention in the piece! The column is actually quite positive about Arsenal/Arteta 🤷‍♂️😅 Sunday is the time to get the cameras out if you win, not after a PL win in January 🙃😂

This is how the regime lie. March 4th Iranian Red Crescent member (Islamic Republic) shows the ruins of Police Station 138 in Janat Abad, Tehran to the international Red Cross saying buildings hit were “civilian”. A woman approaches and quietly says: - I said they were all residential Red Crescent member replies: - Good, good. By claiming they are purely civilian sites residential/mosque the regime are coordinating a media narrative to stress humanitarian damage. However, the lie was picked up accidentally on a hot mic. #IranMassacre #IranWar

@JackPittBrooke As for a transfer pal, you deserve better 🤦

My job - my whole life really - is saying things about Spurs, and I have no idea what to say about that.

@RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret International law is a myth, it doesn't exist. Who on earth can punish the US if some bogus court decides international law has been broken? Nobody absolutely nobody

🗣️"Where is the international law in this?" @RoryStewartUK and @campbellclaret question the legality of Trump's attacks on Iran.

Old movie clips with Hollywood celebrities talking about eating pizza, enjoying every type of pizza, and having pizza on private islands, hit differently now in 2026. They told you to your faces.

@Keir_Starmer Those darn community notes 🤡

The choices this Labour government has made means inflation has fallen today to its lowest rate in a year. Lower food and petrol prices are helping ease the pressure on household budgets. I know there’s more to do, cutting the cost of living is my number one priority.

@OliLondonTV Humiliation ritual if you want to be in the club

Robert Pattinson and Zendaya appear in ‘creepy’ magazine shoot with the ‘Twilight’ actor wearing women’s lipstick and a blonde wig.

@Lilywhite_Rose @Billie_T Let's be honest we're nothing special

@Billie_T He’s done absolutely nothing to warrant a job managing us

Igor Tudor - talk to me, any good?

@WeAreTheOverlap Can't argue with him can we really

"They're not a big club!" 😯 Ange Postecoglou gives his verdict on Spurs’ current situation after the sacking of Thomas Frank! 📣

Because the oceans are so vast even a tiny shift in its temperature or circulation can move more CO₂ than all human activity combined. The world's oceans are the ghosts that govern the system. The CO₂ we track in the atmosphere is not a permanent shadow, it's part of a massive, ongoing exchange with the deep sea - a process that ignores political deadlines and follows the irresistible laws of thermodynamics. If the ocean holds 90% of the energy, then 90% of the climate story is happening where we have the least amount of historical data and the least amount of control. To claim we can control the climate by micro-managing the human fraction of atmospheric CO₂ is like trying to steer an ocean liner by blowing on its sails. We are obsessing over the 2% while ignoring the 98% that dictates long-term equilibrium. The current climate narrative focuses on the thin film of the atmosphere, treating it as a closed system that humans have broken. The doomsday crisis rests on this 'thin film fallacy': Oceans hold roughly 50 to 60 times more surface carbon than the atmosphere. According to Henry’s Law, the amount of gas dissolved in a liquid is proportional to its partial pressure above that liquid. The atmosphere and oceans are in a constant state of gas exchange to reach equilibrium. When oceans warm, even slightly, they release more CO₂ via outgassing. When they cool, they absorb it.

@Keir_Starmer Hopefully you are forced then, some how you've managed to be worse than the Tories

I will never walk away from the mandate I was given. I will never walk away from the people I'm fighting for. I will never walk away from the country I love.

Here is the proof Epstein was a Russian asset: - his girlfriend was the daughter of a Mossad agent - one of his best friends was Israel's lawyer - another of his best friends was a former Israeli prime minister - he met with the current Israeli prime minister - a senior Israeli spy would stay at his house for weeks at a time - a friend invited him to bring his girls to Israel - he fled to Israel when he was charged with sex crimes against a minor - he was pictured wearing an IDF shirt - he was funded by pro-Israel fanatics - he worked for the Rothschilds - he donated to pro-Israel student groups - he was responsible for the Wexner group's "pro-Israel philanthropy" - he supported Israeli settlement projects - his friends were all Zionists - he scathingly referred to non -Jews as "goyim" - he was involved in Israeli diplomacy efforts - he brokered security deals for Israel - he aimed to profit from regime changes in the Middle East - a former Israeli intelligence officer said he ran a honeypot for Israel - his business partner confirmed he ran a honeypot for Israel - one of his victims confirmed h ran a honeypot for Israel As you can see, all of this was done for the benefit of Russia. There is no other explanation.

As Ange tries to get herself crowned PM, here’s a reminder of what she said about Rishi’s coronation … The people must have a General Election. Oh but … not if her party is going to lose 🤡

@thetimes 🤡 🤡

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