Abdul Rehman Khan

@ThisHaroon Bas KR de ustaad.

Everyday i wake up and be grateful that we had imran khan's govt during a global pandemic and how well things were managed, these incompetent scums would've fucked us over so bad

@uzairrrr_10 Bhootni k petrol k rate increase/decrease hone ki specific date Hoti ha

i genuinely want to know the masterminds sitting and running this country, they kept educational institutions closed for almost 20+ days and didn’t increase petrol/diesel prices, then reopened everything on 1st April and increased prices to 458 per litre....what the fuck bro....

Phle bhi Bola tha Ajeeb pan yakk team ha

Ajeeb pan y@kk team ha

@Fazzi_x_ Nhi. Paise Kamao bsdwalo

Do girls still appreciate long walks? Star gazing? Poems? Hand written notes? Flowers? Poetries? Street food dates? Anything a middle class can afford? Do girls still appreciate this?

@mrsinha Nahi. Auqaat me raho pajeets bhn k loro.

So, Trump is planning to invade Nigeria over the massacre of Christians by Islamists. But here’s a question, does India have the same privilege to act against the massacre of Hindus in Pakistan or Bangladesh?

@icedc0ffeexx True Af. People are just being way too sensitive over this shit. Parents should be one held accountable for it. BC apnay jammay sambhalo

@robpatt___ Bacha sambhal apna Bibi. Dusro Ka event kharab na KR

watch me ruin the entire event if u push mine or anyone’s kids like this for your fuckass photoshoot

@FrontalForce Abay bhn k loro pagal to nhi ho?

AFGHAN FORCES CROSS DURAND LINE 🔥 MUNIR GONE BACK TO BUNKER

@localdrain Listen talwinder you'll know

how do people even sound romantic in punjabi? such an aggressive ahh language this

@Pookie__gal Hoe detected

The best relationship is no relationship, stay single and flirt with everyone. 😂 #faina

@dontsaymaryam Sext

@kazlegbrekker That's a peak submissive woman man wud absolutely love. More power to her.

married women will tell you "compromise toh karna parta hai" after telling the craziest and toxiciest shit they went through after marriage and then will also be the first one to get shocked when you tell them that you hate the idea of marriage.

@saheefakhann No girl is labelled as as besharam whore for liking a Turkish actor. Stop your stupid agenda

Pakistani men were drooling over Halima Sultan and other Turkish actresses which is fine and no one questioned their character. But God forbid a woman finds Turkish men attractive, she’s immediately a besharam wh*re. YOU ARE ALL SICK!!!!!

A win against these piss drinkers aka road shitters on Sunday can add hundreds more happy years to my life. 😇

@desipotato_ No. He shouldn't have any male friends if he has you and vice versa

is it immature of me to ask my man to remove his female friends ?

@simphiweyinkoc_ Abay kaaaaliiiii

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

@thycallme_khani Because they want to sleep with you and sneak inside you stupid

Unpopular opinion : Male friend is more supportive than female:)

@IrfanPathan Geo yaddi neya

Bangladesh’s batting lacked intent-too many dots, too many rash shots. In contrast, Pak team showed discipline in the field, capped off with some brilliant catching.

May God have mercy on India cuz Pakistan won't 😏 Vich hain in k 28 KO insha'Allah Shaba boys ❤️ #PAKvsBAN