Sunday morning coffee thought: nonfiction books should just be called faction books, why should the books based on true events be called nonfiction aka not not true.
What the fuck is with people putting their Venmo’s up when going to a bachelorette or bachelor party!? “Buy them a drink” “Get them a shot wooo!” How bout no. Have your cheap ass friends do it. God that’s aggravating
One of my proudest achievements is that my Gmail is arsheridan without any numbers. At one time I forgot that i made it so I made an arsheridan22 account. I was sad. Then one day I tried to reset the password for the arsheridan account and realized that it was mine. I was happy.
See...I thought my friends said “Hey let’s all have kids at the same time” - but apparently I was drunk and don’t remember correctly, and they actually said “hey let’s all get labradoodles” . Classic mix up.
I think my Snapchat updated while I was asleep and I am lost. Is this what my grandparents felt when they asked me to help them send an email? Are millennials old now? #HelpAndyLearnSnapChat
All single bathrooms should have an occupied/vacant sign connected to the lock. Don’t understand why they don’t. I hate those 3 secs when I have to decide whether to knock on the door or just hold it. As someone who really hates confrontation, I really think this is an easy fix.