Andrew Sapiro
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Andrew Sapiro
@ASAP17
True focus lies somewhere between rage and serenity.

The republican pitch to voters in an election year dominated by the crushing costs of living in this country should be the urgent need for a new marble and gold ballroom for members of the American ruling class to have safer banquets



*OPENAI MISSED '25 REV TARGET FOR CHATGPT: WSJ Wow. OpenAI not only missed their 2025 revenue target, but they also missed their goal of reaching 1B weekly active users according to WSJ CFO Sarah Friar also reportedly told company leaders that she’s worried the company won’t be able to meet their spending commitments if revenue doesn’t grow faster. “OpenAI missed an internal goal of reaching one billion weekly active users for ChatGPT by the end of last year, according to people familiar with the goals. The company still hasn't announced that milestone, unnerving some investors. It also missed its yearly revenue target for ChatGPT as well after Google's Gemini saw massive growth late last year and ate into OpenAI's market share, the people said. The company has also struggled with defection rates among subscribers, according to people familiar with those figures.”

I will be playing on Jeopardy on Monday, April 27!! Please tune in and pray for categories about my expertise: chess & donuts ♟️🍩

S&P 500 hits ATH: 7,174 +19.6% since @realDonaldTrump's second inauguration. How about same point in Biden’s term? +8.6%

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.



$CAR has moved up its Q1 earnings announcement to April 29 pre-market (was May 7 after-market last year) My best guess is they are moving it up to do an offering. We will find out next week if an offering is coming, and if so, whether it is common or converts.

If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold: • Solana: $5.1 billion (27x) • SpaceX: $15 billion (75x) • Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x) • Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x) • Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x) • Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x) Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

$GOOGL who are you

Trump Administration knows exactly what time the extended market closes, it's becoming a bit too blatant & market makers/ brokerages must be getting pissed. They don't want to deal with EOD assignments on a large scale. $spy $spx

If you ever wanted an indication of insider trading, today would be a great example. That dip in $spy $spx to end the session then the spike with minutes left in AH made a fortune in 0dtes to anyone who was positioned correctly on both sides. It felt so unnatural.

