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@GaryRWard @FourFourTwo He was speaking with Liverpool in Feb. He’s off.

Micky van de Ven prepares to leave Spurs, FourFourTwo understands. Regardless of how Tottenham's season ends, whether it be in survival or relegation, it is expected that more of the same will occur with the playing squad. As per @FourFourTwo #THFC #COYS #SPURS #TOTTENHAM

@Itshaber Sadly, he’s a party boy. He’s a lovely lad, been through some horrific stuff too, but the odd “training hard” video isn’t backed up by anything

I’ve always wondered, with players like Dele, why they can’t get back to a decent level? It’s it just mental? Or once you’re out of the game for so long is it just impossible to get back to that physical level? What do you think the biggest road block is?

@oltsport_ Absolutely zero chance Lauren articulated this story as written

🚨🗣️ Lauren James talking about how her brother, Reece James bought her a car. “I remember the day like it were yesterday. Proper grey London sky, bit of drizzle in the air — the kind that gets in your hair but doesn’t quite count as rain. I was skint. Proper skint. Checking my bank app every five minutes like somehow money might magically appear. It didn’t. 😅 Reece knew, of course. My brother’s always had this annoying way of knowing when something’s up with me even before I say a word. One afternoon he says, “Come outside for a minute, Lau.” Now with Reece, that could mean anything. Could be a kickabout in the garden, could be him asking me to help him carry something. So I walk outside, hands in my hoodie pockets, thinking nothing of it. And there it was. A little car sitting on the drive. Nothing mad flashy, nothing like the cars he drives — just a nice, clean little motor. My first car. I looked at it, then looked at him. “Whose is that?” I asked. He just grinned that cheeky grin of his. “Yours.” I swear I just stood there blinking like an idiot. My brain couldn’t quite catch up with what he’d said. “Don’t be stupid,” I told him. “Stop winding me up.” But he tossed me the keys. And when they landed in my hand, that’s when it hit me. My chest went tight and my eyes started watering. “Reece… I can’t take this.” “Course you can,” he said, all casual, leaning against the wall like he hadn’t just changed my whole year. “You needed a car.” That’s my brother though. He doesn’t make a big speech about it. Doesn’t act like he’s doing something heroic. He just helps. I hugged him so tight he started laughing. “Oi, careful,” he said. “I’ve got training tomorrow.” That car meant everything to me. Not because it was fancy — because it wasn’t. It meant freedom. It meant I could get to work without stressing about trains or buses. It meant someone believed in me when I felt like I was barely holding things together. Years later, when he’d done even better for himself, he tried again. We were sitting there chatting and he goes, completely serious: “I’ll get you a new one. A proper one. 2025 Porsche.” I nearly choked on my tea. 😂 “Absolutely not.” He looked genuinely confused. “What do you mean no?” “Because,” I said, “I want to buy my next car myself.” He kept insisting. “Lauren, it’s nothing.” But that was exactly the point. “It’s not nothing,” I told him. “The first car you gave me when I had nothing. I’ll never forget that. But the second one… that one’s mine.” I want to work for it. Save for it. Know that when I sit in that driver’s seat, I earned every bit of it. Reece just stared at me for a second, then smiled. “Fair enough,” he said. “But when you get it, I’m driving it first.” “Not a chance,” I told him. And we both laughed. Because that’s the thing about my brother. He could buy me the world if he wanted. But what he really gave me that day wasn’t a car. It was a start.”🚗💙 [Via @TheSunFootball]

@TalkTHFC__ He was speaking to Liverpool 3-4 weeks ago. Guy has checked out.

If this is true, I really cannot wait to see the back of VDV. Grown to really dislike him. He treats the club like a piece of shit.

@iam_commando Lay off the FM, fella.

KOBBIE MAINOO: He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho. He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets. He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure. He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro. He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne. He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio. He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal. He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti. What exactly is his profile and identity?

@lolnvmtho Work

I wanna stop smokin but wtf do ppl that don’t smoke do all day

@SpursTalkShow @Keir_Starmer Please make an AI jingle for this

@Keir_Starmer You lied on your manifesto about taxes and then lied again to justify the broken manifesto. You cannot be reelected after that.

We need to shoot down this idea that slogans, easy answers, quick fixes and shortcuts are what fix the country.

@SpurredOff @THFCmaximum @PineappleSpurs Ultra positive? He’s spent the last month raging over Frank (and rightfully so). You’ve clearly got an agenda, “cuck”.

@ASAPhairline @THFCmaximum @PineappleSpurs Kish is an abhorrent fan with ultra positive views just so he can get his big media break. Let’s not encourage this.

That guy and ‘kish’ have done irreversible damage to this fanbase

@WorldofHotspur We all clambered for him to start. He starts. We crucify him. He’s a young lad playing in a dysfunctional team. He’s the last person who should be getting flack. At least he’s brave enough to try and receive under pressure, unlike more senior midfielders in the team.

Archie Gray literally doesn't start for any other team in the Premier League. What the actual f*ck is he doing starting for supposed Big 6 club? Daniel Levy made a mockery of Tottenham Hotspur for 25 years. It's up to the Lewis family now to get us out of this mess ASAP.

@THFCmaximum @PineappleSpurs You’re quite literally being a keyboard warrior. He’s a young guy proactively chasing his ambitions. What are you doing?

@PineappleSpurs Kish is a keyboard warrior who couldn't manage an u9s team yet talks as if he has invented football. Top draw 🤡

@ospreystar127 @_TottenhamTalk_ He cost 65 big ones you numpty

@_TottenhamTalk_ another cheap signing under Levy that's failed.

#thfc There are questions within the club on if Solanke will play for Tottenham again. There are complications both with his injury and certain off the pitch issues.

@ick_real Lasagne

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing 🫩

8.5 and anyone saying sub-8 is deluded and unrealistic. We brought in 4 top quality starters - with Simons, Kudus and Palhina at the top of many fans’ lists. We’ve moved on pretty much everyone we wanted to/could have and it looks like we’re being paid actual money for Gil. A quality LCB/LB hybrid would have made it a 10.

🚨🚨 TRANSFER WINDOW IS NOW SHUT: • Kota Takai (€5.8m) 🇰🇷 • Mohammed Kudus (€63.8m) 🇬🇭 • Joao Palhinha (Loan to Buy (€30m) 🇵🇹 • Xavi Simons (€65m) 🇳🇱 • Randal Kolo-Muani (Loan) 🇫🇷 Rate it out of 10!

@LilywhiteLab Keen to see how/if you think we could utilise MGW as part of a double pivot, in which situations, and who you think he’d be best paired with

Video request for today? What do we wanna see?

@ETFCOfficial Youngsy is the best midfielder in the league

We are delighted to announce that Mickey Parcell, Sam Youngs and Bayley Brown have committed for the 25/26 season. More info at etfc.london #UpTheTown

📱 Let see those phone wallpapers then…

@Emma_nuel2308 @FaruqBashar Not sure “antics” quite covers it

@FaruqBashar Imagine what could have been if he didn't let his off field antics affect him😣. I hate him so much

@Spurs_Connect @David_Ornstein How does this impact Levy’s role?

🚨🚨 BREAKING: #Tottenham have announced that Vinai Venkatesham will be joining the Club’s Board as Chief Executive Officer in the summer. He will handle responsibility for all operations on/off the pitch. @David_Ornstein 🥇

@HeardFromSpurs *what you imagined

@ASAPhairline Just passing on what I hear 👍🏼

Behind the scenes, Spurs hierarchy speaking to multiple candidates. Ange safe for now but could be sacked if we exit the cups. Levy & board believe we’ve got a top 4 team. Names linked include: Thomas Frank, Andoni Iraola, Marco Silva, and a familiar face Steve Cooper #THFC