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ASPN isn’t just about labs—it’s about you. Alexis, a nurse + CrossFit competitor, says her custom plan boosted her energy & recovery by combining blood panels with personal feedback. She now recommends ASPN to friends, family & anyone wanting to level up. #PerformanceMedicine

A new era in health optimization is just days away. ASPN’s Member Platform unlocks Phase 1: → Concierge consultations → Early access waitlist → Founding Member exclusives Follow now for exclusive updates.

The 45# on the left weighs more than the 45# on the right. You won’t convince me otherwise.

This client win may be even better! In 6 weeks time on our @ASPNLabs protocol his inflammation went from 12 (10 years ABOVE his biological age norm) down to 1 (10 years BELOW his biological age norm) 🚀🚀

Inflammation: the silent killer linked to nearly every chronic disease Most don’t know it’s creeping up… until it’s too late That’s why at @ASPNLabs we track levels weekly from your home DM to learn how this client dropped his ESR from 15 to 3 in just 14 days on our protocol

Was coaching in March Madness Sweet 16’s and being in MLB dugouts awesome? Yes But now having founded a startup with access to treatments that have literally gotten folks with stage 4 cancer into remission Reversed Parkinson’s & other neurodegenerative diseases THAT is my why.

Inflammation is the silent killer behind fatigue, weight gain, hormone imbalances & chronic disease. In just 1 WEEK on his custom ASPN Labs protocol, one of our clients dropped inflammation markers from 12→5. No guesswork. Just data-driven, science-backed, individualized care.

Semax ⬆️ BDNF & dopamine → enhanced focus, neuroplasticity, cognitive stamina. Selank ⬆️ GABA & serotonin → reduced anxiety, improved mood, mental resilience. Together: pharmaceutical-grade balance for cognitive optimization. Clinician-backed. Third-party tested. ASPN Labs

Performance Nutrition Coordinator — Carley Mullins Registered Dietitian and National Champion with UGA Football. Carley has served with NFL and MLB teams and now leads ASPN’s Performance Nutrition strategy, bridging elite-level fueling with real-world application.

Strategic Advisor and Consultant — Rob Levin Founding and managing partner at Cis Ventures Capital Group. With a sharp eye on disruptive innovation, Rob is deeply involved in scaling health and wellness ventures that blend science, consumer behavior, and business growth.

Chief Growth Officer — Chris Minor Trained over 20,000 individuals, including world-class athletes. Now an investor & strategic advisor to leading global health and recovery brands such as Hyperice and S’well, Chris brings visionary insight into scaling innovation in wellness.

Founder & CEO — Jacob Allen Jake has over a decade of experience working with elite athletes such as Max Scherzer, Michael Porter Jr., and Dustin Poirier. Renowned for fusing biomechanics, performance optimization, and recovery science in high-pressure environments.