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Ham Randal

@AShittyEngineer

Does it look like I know what’s going on right now? | OU 07 PiKapp | Snowman of Norman | Trophy Collector | Title IX survivor

My dealers house, your state Katılım Haziran 2018
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Mr. Romo Attorney at Law
Mr. Romo Attorney at Law@TonyRomo69420·
I’m tired I was going to call it a night but I remembered these seniors are about to be gone forever. Tonight I will but putting on a vintage freshman year Romo performance. If someone could bail me out in the morning that’d be great.
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chris kyle of sink pissing
chris kyle of sink pissing@Funemployment4L·
i used to think blow dealers fucked hot blonde girls who party super hard but apparently it’s midgets???? #oxford
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Richie "Moneybags" Malone
Richie "Moneybags" Malone@basedgod126·
amish girls probably give really good handjobs
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Aristo
Aristo@aristomarinetti·
Lana Del Rey is for introverted girls and right-wing extremists.
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Sammy “Clam Slammer” Sosa
Dudes will go by some obscure nickname like “Beans” through the entirety of college then announce their first job on LinkedIn and get comments talm bout some “Congrats William!”
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Miilato
Miilato@miiilato·
getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them
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Tim Sharter, MBA
Tim Sharter, MBA@timsharter·
I spit on my burrito before I eat it, imagine what I’d do to your butt
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Seymour Stacks
Seymour Stacks@StacksCpa·
I once had a fling with Miss Teen ND and I put it in her ass on accident and I never heard from her again. Tractor beer
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Richard Strocher
Richard Strocher@malbon_hater·
PBR does it all!
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Ham Randal@AShittyEngineer·
Rock fucking hard
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Ham Randal@AShittyEngineer·
Last final of the year, power hour here I come
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Hayes Ball
Hayes Ball@ballhazin·
So this kid was out here trappin blow and fuckin midgets?
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birdbath
birdbath@birdbath·
The algorithm is fucked now. 3/4ths of everything I see is an image/video. You're all gay. I remember browsing Twitter during Trump's first term, found this lowbie egirl who would post poetry, pure text. Scrolled her media, found a pic of her in 2015 showing her legs that were mostly covered by a skirt and boots, but a morsel of her porcelain skin was showing between the cloth and leather. I didn't jack off to it. Instead I sent some other pics she took of her environment and apartment, and found out where she was living, the exact address. It was already too easy back then, now you might as well just go jack off to bitches pinterest boards cuz nowadays every single egirl on here wants to be raped and thus the magic is gone
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