Alex

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I find Lord of the Rings too long (even the non extended version) and more dull than exciting.

Hope you're enjoying your Tertium adventures! We're looking for one particularly Throne-blessed Reject to take home a supply kit - will you be the one?

@DHLParcelUK I'm having some issues with a delivery, it was marked as delivered on Friday, then out for delivery again today then delayed due to 'weather' just two stops away from me this morning? When there's blue skies out?

@bt_uk nice to see my broadband is down with an estimated fix for midnight tomorrow! Extremely frustrating as I'm WFH this week.

(Open this to see how cats travel to work in the morning.)

ok if twitter die fine I finally admit it: im not actually a bird. i' am 10 birds.

Mordancy Defias Brotherhood EU #WarcraftStory @Warcraft

Talyr Defias Brotherhood EU #WarcraftStory @Warcraft

sources tell me elong musk eats lil dry turds and goes "yum yum" u cant disproof or silence me.

Name something British people are irrationally scared of. I’ll go first: A swan attack resulting in a broken arm.

i;ll run twiter. i will make it so u can only twet this one phograph

wanna feel old? charlie from "charlie bit my finger" is now the reigning monarch of the united kingdom

@Stasisesque Oof, though the best ones list side effects for the thing they're meant to stop too.

Love to be on medication that causes headaches and has interactions with all otc painkillers

✨️PETITION!!!!✨️ RETWEET if you want to see @wwe bring back the movie parody vignettes from Wrestlemania 21 for Wrestlemania 39 in Hollywood!!!!!!🎥🎬🤣

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.