Across The Pond

Canadian former soccer player Kaylyn Kyle blasted FC Cincinnati’s Teenage Hadebe, who swapped jerseys with Lionel Messi after a 4-0 thrashing. “This is the biggest frustration for me. That team looked like they rolled in and were starstruck by Lionel Messi,” she said via Apple TV. “I understand Lionel Messi is the greatest player of all time. He’s won everything you can win.” “Hadebe then goes over to him. You just lose 4-0, and you ask for his jersey? For me, you should be embarrassed.” “You should be embarrassed in front of your home crowd that shows up year in and year out, week in and week out.” “You just got a 4-0 thrashing in a conference semifinal and you’re asking to trade jerseys?” “Like I understand it, I get it. He’s the greatest of all time and you want to hang his jersey in your trophy room. But do it behind the scenes, don’t do it when you just got bullied off the pitch.” “It’s embarrassing for FC Cincinnati. And it’s embarrassing for the players.”

Former USMNT striker Eric Wynalda calls out the American soccer culture 🗣️ “In 1994, we didn’t even have a professional league. We’ve had a professional league for the last 30 years,” he said. “We’re still learning how to do it, but still doing things in the complete polar opposite of the way the footballing world works.” “We don’t have the right calendar, we don’t have promotion and relegation, we don’t have a pathway for players.” “We also have a massive country, and decided there’s only going to be 32 professional teams at the top level, and you’re not allowed in.” “We’re gonna create a bubble and complain that these kids are having a hard time becoming professionals.” “If you want to run a club in this country, get yourself a travel agency. That’s where the money is. Do some tournaments and then utilize the travel agency and then get a kickback.” “That’s how you make money in America. It’s not trying to figure out what the methodology or the philosophy or the American way should be. That has nothing to do with it.” “We just have a bunch of people showing up, throwing their bags on the sidelines, buying those chairs, drinking that Starbucks, watching the game, complaining in the car ride home, and hitting the reset button on Monday.” [via Unleashed with Eric Wynalda show on GOLZ TV]

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@RobertMara662 @TaraBull808 You’re retarded

It is a stretch and a use of legal terms to define this as r@pe. There is a difference. This young man did the deed, bragged about it, and his buddies talked him into turning her in, or he blabbed to his mom and she forced the issue to arrest the teacher. Plain and simple. There is a difference in using and charging someone with the term.

Part 2 The moment she realized what was going on x.com/ClownWorld_/st…

@WakeBroad @TaraBull808 Are you retarded?

I'm going adopt the role of devil’s advocate: there also ought to be repercussions for minors who willingly engage in sexual liaisons with their educators and subsequently seek legal recourse when discovered, or when parental intervention ensues. These individuals are not mere "children"; rather, they are young adults possessing a keen awareness of their choices and actions. I find it improbable that this female teacher exerted coercive control over the volition of this young person. Also, most of the guys in the comments probably lost their virginity between the ages of 13-17. I'm not intending to attribute all culpability to the parents - it's evident that a significant number of parents are leaving their adolescent offspring unsupervised at home during the summer months and most evenings - youths are exposed to a plethora of influences via social media, which undeniably contributes to the emergence of such circumstances. Concurrently, parents must exercise greater diligence in monitoring their children’s phones. Don't assail me in the comments section, please, ha. The actions of this woman were unequivocally reprehensible, particularly given her marital status and the age disparity with the other party involved. The situation, in its entirety, is profoundly deplorable.

@elonmusk Can they jerk off a male human?

The rate of improvement is indeed rapid. There will be a legion of Optimus robots this year.

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@doloresquintana you’re a fucking moron 😂😂😂😂

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@ishan04shah @comegetmemami You sound like an idiot

Fair

@ClashofClans Where is this update? Not showing up in NY region

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@ATPFC @ProRelSpectator @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation @LISFLSoccer @aaron_epsl Right. Correct. No. Suffolk County was the last club to join as an expansion side.

@EPSLsoccer @ProRelSpectator @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation @LISFLSoccer @aaron_epsl Right, so not a promotion correct?

@ProRelSpectator @ATPFC @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation @LISFLSoccer @aaron_epsl We’ll clarify. When the Metropolitan Conference was not at 12 clubs, and we did not yet have an official operating partnership with the @LISFLSoccer , we agreed to take in expansion teams to fill the slots. This predated the LISFL agreement by a few weeks, and every club since…

As a result of finishing in last place, Suffolk County have been relegated. They will be eligible to return to the EPSL in the future via promotion from the LISFL. We wish them the best! @usadultsoccer @usasaregion1 @protagonistUSA @TheNISANation

@ProRelSpectator @EPSLsoccer @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation @LISFLSoccer @aaron_epsl I believe it was not a promotion just an acceptance into the league

@ATPFC @EPSLsoccer @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation @LISFLSoccer I assumed this was a promotion. Can I get a ruling? @aaron_epsl @EPSLsoccer @LISFLSoccer

@ProRelSpectator @EPSLsoccer @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation @LISFLSoccer When have they been promoted before?

@EPSLsoccer @USAdultSoccer @USASARegion1 @ProtagonistUSA @TheNISANation This may be disappointing but Suffolk has ascended before. @LISFLSoccer is a good place to land. Pro/Rel = soft landing