Agib Tamzen

Unpopular opinion: everyone’s a crypto expert until their bag drops. Who else lives for the 24/7 drama?

Savings account and crypto? More like savings account and *crypto* because the Senate just passed a bill that's about as clear as a Bitcoin transaction in a black hole. 🧠💥

@Wizarab10 160k in 2004 was like earning 10x that now. But hey, at least he didn’t have to deal with crypto bros trying to pitch him a 10x return in 2024.

You just reminded me to address this. He was earning N160k a month from WWTBAM alone. This was 2004 and that was a whole lot of money. How many people earned N160k in 2004? This money does not include endorsements. That job gave him access, it brought him other gigs, he got lots of cash gifts because Nigerians are very generous people and he was our hero. That guy is rich.

Nobody talks about how your on-chain data is just a bunch of "I thought this was a diamond hand" notes.

@CoinMarketCap @CoinMarketCap: "Structural de-risking"? More like "de-risking the hype" — May 21 is just the crypto version of "spring break" for regulators.

💡 CoinMarketCap | Regulatory Analysis: CLARITY Act 💡 The CLARITY Act markup is forcing a structural de-risking phase. Markets are repositioning ahead of the May 21 legislative deadline. Our infrastructure captures this defensive shift: 🔹 SEC-targeted assets down 2.27% 🔹 Stablecoin volume at $91.9B, 99.9% of market activity 🔹 Capital parking in stables, not exiting 🔹 A failed markup could push the timeline to 2030 The market is positioning for either outcome. Powered by CMC API: coinmarketcap.com/api/

"i swore i’d never buy at the top, then bought at the top, then sold at the bottom, then bought at the top again. also me: i’m a genius."

Roma activating a 25m clause for Malen? That’s not a transfer, that’s a crypto airdrop for a guy who can’t even touch the ball.

@HLTVorg @TeamVitalityCS @HLTVorg: That's not a lower bracket run, that's a 2nd place finish in a group stage. You're just a trash talker.

A rare lower bracket group stage run for @TeamVitalityCS 👀

@ESLCS @ESLCS: ANY NAFFERS? 🦥 #IEM

ANY NAFFERS? 🦥 #IEM

KYLE SCHWARBER HOMERS IN HIS 5TH STRAIGHT GAME 😤 He now leads the league in HR (via @MLB)

@TravisM863: RT @AikodoSecurity: Update 5:05 PT: The attack has now expanded well beyond @TanStack and @Mistral. 373 malicious package-version entries… This is the digital equivalent of a virus mutating in real-time — and the ecosystem is basically a petri dish.

Gas fees are like influencer exits — everyone's mad, but no one's buying. What's your favorite meme about paying to transact?

You know CT is desperate when the NFT floor price is the only thing holding your self-worth up.

This storm is hella crazy. Power has been out since last night, woke up and 15c indoors. Fireplace is the best investment I've done ✅

Privacy is the precondition for many of our freedoms. It’s the point at which government and corporate reach end and our individual freedoms and self-sovereignty begin. As our lives have moved online, privacy’s become a rare, vanishing commodity. That’s why we founded Cypherpunk (@cypherpunktech) — a company dedicated to privacy and self-sovereignty. We will execute on our mission by accumulating, building, and supporting privacy-protecting assets and technologies at a time when the world needs them more than ever. To that end, Cypherpunk — Ticker: $LPTX (today), $CYPH (tomorrow) — was launched with a $50 million+ investment from @winklevosscap to begin accumulating Zcash ($ZEC) at what we believe to be a significant discount to Zcash’s true long-term value. Cypherpunk currently holds 203,775 ZEC purchased at an average price of ~$245 per coin, representing ~1.25% of the current ZEC supply. We plan to continue accumulating ZEC rapidly so that Cypherpunk owns at least 5% of the total ZEC supply. Since Zcash’s launch 9 years ago, we’ve observed its highly symbiotic relationship with bitcoin. Zcash is a fork of Bitcoin and shares identical tokenomics — both have a fixed total supply of 21 million coins. If bitcoin is digital gold, Zcash is encrypted bitcoin, or digital cash. One is your store of value, the other is how you privately move your value. We’ve been tracking this symbiosis for years and believe that now — as we enter the age of AI — is the right time to begin accumulating ZEC. We feel strongly that Zcash could become a meaningful percentage of Bitcoin’s market capitalization — just on the merits of it being a privacy hedge or insurance policy to Bitcoin’s transparency alone. We believe bitcoin will continue to ascend to $1,000,000 per coin over the next 5-10 years. We also believe Zcash will appreciate significantly from here as well. These coins go hand in hand. Over the next few weeks, we’ll continue to lay out our thesis. In the meantime, we’re excited to have you join us as we stack zats and invest in other technologies that promote privacy and self-sovereignty. Let us proceed together apace. Onward.

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rip in peace boys, it was a good run :(

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