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@FlatEarthZone Here's an experiment you can try. Get an apple (mine is 5cm across - earth is 8,000 miles) Now take a macro shot, you are now orbiting the apple with a couple of thousand miles of apple visible Now zoom in to represent the horizon standing on earth. Looks flat, huh. YW.

@hartgoat @lvale513 I use a self scan and shove everything straight in my back pack. Then I go and pay.

@lvale513 Is that the law? Because I’m pretty sure you can’t shove a bunch of merchandise in your backpack either

Cops snuck right up on her

@Ashy_slashee He nailed it so hard, I've only just found out that Barry Scott isn't a real person.

Challenge Round!!!!

Just read a vice.com article and came across this link at the bottom and clicked on it, and it led to this... I'm guessing they must be right and the illuminati have nobbled them.

@bagpussbee @simonrueben @fesshole I've only just found out, I am bereft.

@simonrueben @fesshole For a long time, I’m not ashamed to say I thought Barry Scott was real 🤣 fortunately I learned the truth fairly recently otherwise this may have finished me off!

QUESTION FROM ADMIN: Can you remember any examples of a famous person replying to fesshole?

@simonrueben @fesshole WTF??? this has torn my world apart. I can no longer trust anyone or any thing.

@fesshole Any good?

OK ... hands up who thought Barry Scott was real? I'll fess up, I did.

I've become absolutely obsessed with this youtube channel, it's just something nice and wholesome often quite funny, and I like the bit at the end where people are showing the adventures of their keyrings. youtube.com/watch?v=_twqK0…

@BraunweenOver @LawrenceTJ13 @OlooneyJohn Read the article please and

@LawrenceTJ13 @OlooneyJohn No. One is from 2019 and the other is 2 days old. Just read the dates please.

So was told to Google "David Jason gliding club" as ive seen the bbc have sacked him... Surely not... 😱 But he does have that "Sir" prefix.. Its heartbreaking isn't it, was only fools and nonce's after all ? I hope not as i loved him, but then i remember writing a letter to Sir Jimmy as a kid, i remember being gutted i didn't hear anything. Thank fuck he didn't choose me to "fix it" for

@Wessex_Nick Yeah, because Clive Dunn got it - you absolute walloper 🤣🤣🤣

Sir David Jason sacked by BBC - just hours after landing iconic Dad's Army role uk.style.yahoo.com/sir-david-jaso…

Wow this guy owns the FBI who turn up at his house because of a Social Media Post Look at the shame on their faces. This dude wins the internet today hands down.

@ClarksonsFarm1 I'll bet of you look up "Stunted masculinity" in a reference book, there would be a picture of Louis.

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@dandalion79 @fesshole Something to do with a bloke called Dom and him going on a cruise. I guess Dom found out. 🤣🤣🤣

@ATwarriordonkey @fesshole 🙌🏻can’t remember the tweet or why it may of been deleted 😂

@thedollop @reynoldsgareth Allooo Gov-nah never fails to make me laugh

The Dollop Subreddit did a poll and these are the results. @reynoldsgareth 'Allooo Gov-nah

@dandalion79 @fesshole Underrated tweet.

@fesshole Top pun

@NoContextBrits It was asked on Reddit 10 months ago, using the same picture.

@Motabhai012 @gunsnrosesgirl3 No it isn't, it's CGI

@gunsnrosesgirl3 The best magic trick ever! 😂

Explain the illusion created twitter.com/YKwolfpec/stat…

@humanjuggler That's fantastic, I'll bet she loved that.

Isn’t the best feeling in the world making someone else happy? We surprised my mum today for her 70th Birthday with afternoon tea at the village hall where she and my dad had their wedding reception! It was a tad emotional!

@justfilthygamin @Ashy_slashee This is basically my wife when she sees him youtube.com/watch?v=_tOakz…

@Ashy_slashee Elf, I cannot stand this movie

Whats the most overrated Movie of all time? I'll begin:

@Roo_RL22 @Ashy_slashee Yep, the whole "who or what is rosebud" thing I heard people talking about eventually drew me in. I worked it out a few minutes into the film. The rest of it was just a waste of time.

@Ashy_slashee Yes I know the cinematography was groundbreaking, but the movie itself is exhausting.

@bstonercpa @Ashy_slashee Out of curiosity, did you watch it in the cinema?

@Ashy_slashee Gravity, for sure. Story & acting were not great, pacing inconsistent, only good thing was special effects, which doesn't make a good movie. Don't know why people like it.