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Pad Thai enthusiast. Buildings, cities, bicycles, fog. Product person, looking for a new opportunity. Alumna @bluebeam @bevyhq @airbnb @twitter @Cal

The sunny side of the bay Katılım Kasım 2008
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Pounds of butter should be packaged with 2 sticks salted and 2 sticks unsalted: cooking butter _and_ eating butter, in a single package. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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@MikeHotDogMayor I honestly think this commercial's rent-free space in my mind is a big reason we get Pace salsa
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@castlehillmom Leave them hanging inside-out (so as to not fade them) on a sunny balcony for a day? then turn over to sun the other side?
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Mom of 10@castlehillmom·
Son went clothes thrifting. He double washed all of the clothes on the longest cycle in warm water with Tide, Oxyclean, and BacOut. They still have that thrift store/laundrymat smell.
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@brianonhere C. Forks and knives go tines- and blade-down, spoons go bowl-up. Avoid getting stabbed or cut; maximize the surface area that the water spray can reach.
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brian@brianonhere·
your answer to this says a lot about whether you deserve to live in society or, frankly, whether you are sentient…
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Mariana Oliveira@marioliveirain·
A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?
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@atlanticesque 2 and there's no contest. I can bake most things in a toaster oven, and I don't want hours of my week stolen at a laundromat
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque·
YOU 🫵 must pick one of four studio apartments to live in with the following sets of amenities. (Each has a sink, and if no bathroom, six units share one on the floor) 1. Oven, Fridge, Bathroom 2. Fridge, Bathroom, W/D 3. Oven, Fridge, Dishwasher 4. Fridge, Dishwasher, Bathroom
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@moultano Pasta with meat sauce is probably our far-and-away winner in terms of total family calorie consumption in the long-term
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Ryan Moulton@moultano·
When people post about recipes they usually post about special fancy ones. I want to know about your workaday recipes. What recipe gives your family most of their calories?
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@MikeHotDogMayor Wait: seriously? did they approach you or did you approach them?
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@kassieepstein "wear to work" with a blazer over it, I guess?
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@maxdubler Has it been only 20 years? My mind has it being at least 30.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler·
The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.
beef clapton: soldier of fortune@thetrompwner

bro you gotta try this new boutique pizza place they have this innovative new slice instead of normal pepperoni it's the kind that curl up and get all charred and then they drizzle hot honey on it and you're not gonna believe this it's served with a dollop of ricotta

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@annbauerwriter I once purchased a bag of flour and some onions. The guy at the checkout stuck his finger into his nose and smelled it while bagging my flour and onions. I immediately went to customer service to return the food.
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Ann Bauer@annbauerwriter·
I love self checkout. I don't want my apples hurled bumpily down the ramp. I like my groceries bagged a particular way. I don't want someone I just saw wiping their nose opening the bag and fingering my cilantro to find the code. I know I'm in the minority, but I prefer.
Harriet Sergeant@HarrietSergeant

M&S chairman blames self-checkouts for middle-class shoplifting. As someone driven mad by automation - websites, passwords, parking apps and check out machines - I offer a simple solution. Get rid of them! thetimes.com/article/4a23f0…

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@MikeHotDogMayor I can't imagine a time in my life when the building on the left would be more appealing than the one on the right
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@doodlemom1031 @Hunde_Haus So get something in the bottom third or so of the prices but that you'll actually be happy with! No need to get the rock-bottom cheapest
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HRH Girl With a Dog@doodlemom1031·
@Hunde_Haus They are paying out of their pocket, and they’d chew me out if they knew I was trying to go cheap. They absolutely want us to get what we want. It’s just a me thing. Any time I’m not paying, I go cheap.
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HRH Girl With a Dog@doodlemom1031·
Our bosses are buying us lunch tomorrow . We just got a copy of the restaurant menu, and I’m looking for the cheapest thing. I really struggle with other people buying my lunch. Is it just me, or does anyone else look for the cheapest thing on the menu if someone else is buying?
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@MikeHotDogMayor Like: here in the Bay Area? I no longer have to ask a friend who lives in South Carolina to ship it to me?
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@mnolangray Slopulism is a new-to-me term and I'm prepared to see it everywhere now
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@JimmyTraina I had no idea it still existed!
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Jimmy Traina@JimmyTraina·
I ask this with all seriousness. Not trying to be snarky or judgmental. Does anyone under 50 buy/eat Entenmanns? This was a staple in my house as a kid, but I feel like younger people are too highfalutin for it now.
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@MikeHotDogMayor As someone from NJ: hard agree. The bread:filling ratio is completely wrong here
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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor@MikeHotDogMayor·
I wish Oakland or SF had a proper Hoagie spot. Not a cheesesteak but a Hoagie. Don't get me wrong we have some bomb sandwich spots, but sometimes I just want a Hoagie. Something about the construction and the roll just hits differnernt that just a standard Deli sandwich.
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@HELLSBELLS828 I put eggshells through the dishwasher, save coffee grounds, and feed 'em to composting worms
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alan@HELLSBELLS828·
My grandma used to put her used coffee grounds in a big ole can with egg shells, I never could figure out what she was doing with them🤷‍♂️I do know I never trusted her coffee🤣anyone else had someone do this with coffee grounds?
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@maxdubler @aarmlovi right?! could you imagine this thing in a clearing in a forest?
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler·
@aarmlovi This thing would have gone so hard in literally any physical context other than “surrounded by high rises.”
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Alex Armlovich@aarmlovi·
I don't think we talk enough about The Vessel You just don't see megalithic art that supernaturally kills people like this very often. We are dealing with pre-Enlightenment forces of nature over here
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@physicsgeek So, the Challenger explosion is why I didn't watch yesterday's launch. I don't want to see that in real time again.
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Physics Geek@physicsgeek·
I know it's been 40 years and some of you were still sperm in your father, but all y'all screeching NO KIDS WATCHED THE CHALLENGER EXPLOSION are not only stupid, you're pig ignorant. 1) A teacher was on board as an astronaut 2) Lot of teachers wheeled TVs into their classrooms so that kids could watch a teacher fly into space. 3) Those kids saw the Challenger explode One of the worst videos I saw was of Christa McAuliffe's (the teacher in question) classroom -with a sub teacher- watching the video as the Challenger exploded.
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@Eric_Erins Right?! Have only ever used them when work's provided a gift card. And even then: I opt for the pickup option ...
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Midwest Antiquarian@Eric_Erins·
I don’t understand how people get hooked on delivery apps. Everytime I think about ordering food delivery I get to the checkout and I’m like. Wait why am I doing this why am I spending $25 on a meal that’s not even worth $15
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