Dan

@villareport @TelegraphSport Here’s another for his meme collection

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup Imagine him doing DIY at home. 3 weeks to build an IKEA wardrobe

How the centre circle is prepared ahead of a @FIFAWorldCup Final 👌

@OP4C Oh fair enough lol

@OP4C Happens to the best of us. Can’t even remember what I did

Ok, then fair enough. We’lll settle for £85m if you promise to stop beating your wife

@47People @StokeyyG2 Hi bud, it’s losing, not loosing 👍🏻

@StokeyyG2 Do anything for clout! Shameless after loosing to Argentina.

Villa posting this as their announcement for signing Johan Manzambi 👏🤣🤣

@AVFCOfficial I feel like for each signing, the manager should also do a minute video outlining the reasons why he was signed, what was noticeable, and what he’ll add in particular etc to the team.

Our first summer signing is here 😁

@Melancho93 @VillaBoy57 @AVFCOfficial Villa boys remember what he did against United and the subsequent transfer twerking

Congratulations to Emi Martínez on reaching a second successive #FIFAWorldCup final 🇦🇷

@Aston_VillaCOL @AVFCOfficial @England Fuck off you prick

@AVFCDaniel @AVFCOfficial @England stop being stupid, idiot.

The #ThreeLions exit the #FIFAWorldCup in the semi-finals. Commiserations to Morgan, Ezri, Ollie and @England 💜

@SeamanSeamus @BBCSport You’d get stabbed within 30 minutes of being in England you weak beta male cuck cunt

@BBCSport Hahahahahahaha, Get fucked England. It’s never coming home!

Argentina knock England out to reach the World Cup final 🏆

@r_stwrt_ Bumder

Vamos Argentina 🇦🇷🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@ManUtd Fuck off.

☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.

@hayyat89 A fourth hole you say??

If you are not facing this kind of problems....Say Allhumdulliah 🙏

@sneako Aired

I will renounce my US citizenship if Elon Musk can properly explain in conversation why I am more harmful to America than him. One hour, one on one, poll decides winner. If I win he goes back to South Africa.

@pxrcywxst Cry

Argentina v England in the semis both teams COMBINED have faced less top 10 nations than Scotland did sound

@EuroDale If you cry a little harder you’ll be able to row back on your tears

Your first goal should have been disallowed, our second goal should have been standing, and we should have had a penalty. True final score: 3-0. Dominated.

@rob48155017408 @GBPolitcs Fuck off then rob, nobody wants you here

@GBPolitcs Police said no speculation on social media, and all you cunts do is tittle tattle, what a world we live in. This shit platform is toxic and needs shutting.

🚨NEW: Dan Walker of Channel 5 has issued the following statement: "Really sad news about Ann Widdecombe. Horrible to think about what she went through. To clarify something we said on the programme tonight... Ann was due to appear on 5 Daytime on Wednesday afternoon but stopped responding to messages and didn't turn up for the show. The team contacted her agent to ask them to check in on her. This information has been passed to police as it's part of the investigation."

@PeterTatchell Too late. Your time has come

I apologise for my insensitive comments about Ann Widdecombe's death Nobody deserves to die, no matter what they believe in My sincere condolences to Ann's family & friends I support the police investigation & want justice for Ann bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@alexmcole_ I’ll think less of you after I smack the fuck out of you for sitting in my reserved seat you prick

If you reserve a seat on a train and actually ask someone to move so you can sit there I genuinely think less of you as a person

@TeleFootball First 11 games of the 25/26 season. Haaland scored 15 goals. Plays Villa (Konsa) for game 12. Doesn’t score for the first time in 10 games. Records lowest xG out of all of those first 12 games. Konsa, plus Dan Burn, equals Haaland doesn’t score

Erling Haaland is not so keen on Konsa, who has been the Norwegian star’s Kryptonite at club level. In five League games against him for City, Haaland has scored just one goal across a total of 406 minutes. The last three of those duels between the two men have ended with Konsa on the winning team. Across his 90 minutes against Mexico in the Estadio Azteca, Konsa won all of his ground duels and made the most defensive contributions (eight) of Thomas Tuchel’s team. On the ball, he registered 93 per cent passing accuracy and 100 per cent accuracy for long balls. The centre-back finished the game as an emergency right wing-back after Jarell Quansah had been sent off. @Matt_Law_DT looks at why Tuchel loves Konsa ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@JamesPGoddard90 If anyone knows the area, family, or the man’s house let me know please and thank you

HORRIBLE BLACK BASTARD A black man slapped a primary school child for the crime of ‘Knock a door run’ The savage also threatened to stab parents and children These people do NOT belong in the UK