Asheville Unicorn

My illness is chronic, but my tits are iconic.

I'd buy the #FuckChildhoodTrauma tee from @frightrags for realsies! @SetDarcyFree @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @Shudder

@sophiegreenart Her-MEOW-ne GREEN-ger 😹

Less than 24 hours after I posted about how much I miss my sweet dog, the universe delivered me a new furry companion in the most unlikely and serendipitous way. This sweet lady was born a stray and has spent her whole life hiding in sheds and garages. She’s currently hiding under my bed and is unaware of the life of pure love and luxury she’s about to enjoy. ❤️ Name suggestions below please 👇🏼

From supernatural frights to killer clowns — here’s what’s creeping onto Shudder this August.

The greatest compliment a gal can ever receive, is from a little girl 💕🤌🏽 A child complimented my shorts at @Aldi today, in 90 degree weather. I'm on a cloud 🩵

@PostsOfCats Gingerfoot, Sockington,Toesgalore, Gingietoes, Gingiebeans....

What would you name him?

@catshealdeprsn Vegan Hot Dog aka *Comfort Weenie* 😹💀 ... please tell me she's part Dachshund 😹 *✨*Precious Baby Angel*✨*

her name is the last thing you ate

-Thank you for choosing Last Drive-In for your excursions beyond the known, and unknown. #partyondudes #pleasestandby 🖤💀🩸💖💋🪄✨🗡️💜🤌🏽

All aboard for a trip in the TARDIS/DeLorean/Phone booth to... @kinky_horror's #69th birthday party! Please keep limbs, whangdoodles, and aardvarking within the cabin during time & space travel; you may be billed inter-dimensionally for abandonment of properties (roaming charges)

#SCHMALTZY Thank you, @Svengoolie This wonderful word needs a resurgence in the common vernacular 🖤

Sidenote: in the credits, just misread Catering LIAISONS as... Catering LESBIANS #Discuss #freudianslip #DarkMatch @TheMutantFam @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @SetDarcyFree @Shudder

Helluva(n) ending tho!! Who else wants to see that fight?!?! (& take bets?) #DarkMatch @TheMutantFam @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @Shudder

Why does The Prophet's Cult symbol look like N**i graffiti dick? Thoughts pretty PLEASE! (will my post be censored for using the N word? Hint: ja) (Also realized it could be akin to Lilith's sign) #DarkMatch @therealjoebob @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam @SetDarcyFree @Shudder

It is 😭🙃🫠

Why does The Prophet's Cult symbol look like nazi graffiti dick? Thoughts pretty PLEASE! (will my post be censored for using the N word?) #DarkMatch @therealjoebob @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam @SetDarcyFree @Shudder

@tip_sip_slash @Allllright @DarthBill52 NEVER put down the red sauce!

@Allllright @DarthBill52 You ok bro? It was just an ad. Put down the marinara!!

Somewhere an Italian just died of horror. #TheLastDriveIn

@Allllright I'm Sicilian. I did; and felt multiple generations of my ancestors try to escape their graves to organize a hit on the monster responsible for this.

@CindyN67 @therealjoebob @kinky_horror *apologies for breaking the *69* likes 🤣💀

I want a Toddy!!! 😜😜 #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #MutantFam

Y'all think they call em Tall Lads in the UK? (rather than Tall Boys) 😹 @TheMutantFam

Hypodermic needle to the cheek? Psssh I accidentally pierced my finger pad w/ a 22g, finished my shift Accidentally stunned by the cryo wand this AM Varied amounts of bodily fluids on my person daily #VetMed #tougher than #prowrestling ? (yes🙃) @therealjoebob @TheMutantFam