Adam Vargas

@PizzaHutCanada Rage baiting overweight Americans til they finally decide to feed the need at some point

to all the americans we’ve let down, please accept our sincerest apology.

@NationVaquer @15mythical Probably a sign that bella ankle hasn't improved and Kabuki warriors are prepping to replace them

@15mythical A big storyline not being at Mania is a big fumble

And it’s officially over :(

@WrestleFeatures Free pound of their coffee with every night 2 ticket purchase

Becky Lynch has a big announcement later today.

@Neil_Bloch @nickbateman33 If you think slumping around for 15+ years is competitive vs giving another team that's putting in the work a shot, idk what to tell you. Also, Pirates last championship was in 79 and Jets was 1969, so that's an absolute garbage of a take to choose those names in your rebuttal.

@AVatTowson @nickbateman33 Jets, Pirates, and Sox won championships. Cards and Rockies came in second. All of those teams have been contenders in my lifetime. In most ProRel leagues in the world, half of the current D1 has never finished top 2. Sometimes those teams are over a century old.

Tottenham is actually getting relegated 😹😹😹 Idek what to compare this to in American sports

@steaakfriend Black Sox scandal, Mike Tyson ear biting, Danny Almonte (LLWS), Maradona's "Hand of God"......

Moments I wish Twitter was around for: - Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky - Malice at the Palace - Janet Jackson nip slip - Randy Johnson killing that bird - Michael Jordan playing baseball -Red Sox 3-0 comeback - Chris Webber timeout What am I missing?

@Neil_Bloch @nickbateman33 "More competitive"....... The Jets, Arizona Cardinals, Rockies, Pirates, and White Sox among others would like to have a word with you

@nickbateman33 No equivalent. Why would an American sports league want to replace a team with championship ambition with a minor league team whose only ambition is hanging around the bottom half of the league for a few seasons before exiting? USA leagues are set up to be more competitive.

@nickbateman33 Cowgirls moving to the UFL 😂😂😂

@MrEnlightened9 @thechosenberg This you bro??? Because if that's your mindset, it shouldn't be hard for him to eat what he wants as well.....

@thechosenberg Just go to the stupid sushi dinner bro, part of having a girlfriend is just shutting up and going along with whatever bullshit she wants to do from time to time lol.

Nothing wrong with wanting unlimited breadsticks on your birthday

@Stars_StrikesHQ @TouchlineX The American way...

@TouchlineX This will be our hospitality package.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: At the moment, FIFA are growing increasingly concerned and are exploring new ways to sell the remaining tickets. FIFA launched its “last-minute” ticket sales phase on April 1, and nearly two weeks later, 26 out of the 72 group-stage matches still haven’t sold out. For example, the Jordan vs Algeria match in Houston still has plenty of tickets available, with prices around $400. The same situation applies to several other matches. Additionally, almost all hospitality packages remain unsold. These packages include premium benefits and access to all matches in a selected host city, with prices ranging from around $11,000 to $22,000 USD per person depending on the location and package.

@HisFriendMark @stillreal2us Should curse Pat tbh

@stillreal2us It's bizarre to me that you think Danhausen won't be on WrestleMania. He won't have a match, but he will definitely curse somebody during the show.

Name ONE wrestler who isn’t on the WrestleMania card that deserves to be on the show

@ThirstRoundPick The hate some teams are getting (not just Os) for obvious references/choices on their connects just smokes out the braindead from their dens

Orioles: Create iconic ballpark that changes baseball. Ballpark prominently uses the color Camden Green to accentuate retro feel. Orioles: Create a uniform that is a tribute to one of the most iconic ballparks in baseball. Morons and Idiots: Why is it green?

@bartosz @DaVido1008 The fact that you have to put quotes around aftermarket parts already shows whatever was done is sketchy at best

@Anrield It's not a legit PR trip unless you see stray roosters and satos...... Anything short of that and you just had a stay in the tourist traps.

In Puerto Rico and the rooster welcomed us at the car rental before we left it.

is there really that many bots on here lmaoo jesus

@AustyUSA You think that's bad.....I saw a charger station open last week with CHAdeMO

The entire American auto industry agreed NACS is the future. There will be a while where adapters are common/necessary, but I think it makes total sense for new DCFC to be 100% NACS. Don’t rip out or replace existing CCS stations, but why continue installing an outdated standard?

@amystreasures @MJPiazza2 Wrong....it CAN be returned, but CAN'T be re-shopped (put back on shelf)

@MJPiazza2 Food can't be returned.

Me at Walmart: "Hey, I'm returning this heavy cream. There's nothing wrong with it, I just bought too much for the recipe and it's expensive." Customer Service Lady: *looks mad* *Rings up 2 cups of cream for $6* "Oh dang yeah that is expensive."

@25YearsAgoLive Other rich people do the same....it's the Yakuza part that's getting the attention

Yakuza mob boss Tadamasa Goto donates $100,000 to the UCLA Medical Center. In thanks, they let him skip the line for a much-needed liver transplant. The FBI is investigating.

@justice_Tyr22 ........ "Going out with a bang" being given new meaning

Dolphin Pussy Jelly is the new way for women to do us in. 😳🙄🤣

@TimCowlishaw Owners: "Electricity is expensive" Yeah? Well so is your concessions but the fans still pay for it

The thing I hated most about Rangers move across the street was moving into a dome. Team said it’s not a dome, it’s a retractable roof. It’s 74 degrees with an expected high of 77. No threat of rain. Roof closed. It’s a dome.

@Renaissance_Man @it_unprofession Mother in law...... ....you just answered your own dillemma

I tested a smart bulb in a lamp and decided mass deployment was too risky. Instead I replaced my switches with Z-Wave connected versions. I host my own Home Assistant server for automation that does not depend on internet connectivity. In the event that is down the smart switches still operate like a normal one. The only defect in this system appears to be user generated, when my in-laws were in town. My mother in law had some trouble turning off lights as she walked room to room they kept coming back on.

Why do I need a firmware update to use my own living room? Three years ago, I decided my house needed to be a "smart home." I spent $800 on WiFi-enabled lightbulbs. This was a catastrophic mistake. Yesterday, the internet went out for ten minutes. My wife tried to turn on the kitchen lights using the physical wall switch like a Luddite. The bulbs factory reset themselves. Now they cycle through rave colors while emitting a high-pitched pairing frequency. I spent my entire Saturday trying to connect my kitchen ceiling to our router using a 2.4GHz band. I am a 52-year-old man standing on a stepping stool screaming at a lightbulb because my phone can't find its Bluetooth signal. Tomorrow I'm going to Home Depot to buy $2 incandescent bulbs. I want my house to be stupid again.