Alex Taylor

@LondonReformist There were two Lib Dem MPs - the one in the pic is Luke Taylor but there were two of them, shaking their heads & behaving like Statler & Waldorf

🚨WHO is this absolute weapon screaming and jabbing at Nigel Farage like he owes him money?! 😂 #PMQs WHAT IS YOUR CAPTION? 👇👇

@EssexPR @LukeTaylorLD @LeeAndersonMP_ Wonder if they deliberately positioned themselves right at the back They are nowhere near Ed Davey, I thought parties routinely sat with their own MPs

The Lib Dem MP behind Nigel’s shoulder is @LukeTaylorLD . When @LeeAndersonMP_ invited me up to a Parliamentary debate on knife crime, this same MP was mocking Lee, and acting like a child during knife crime stats being read out. He’s a prat of the highest order.

@GarethDavies_MP Starmer reminded me of Russell Brand when he was desperately searching for the answer.. Pretty sure other PMs (& govt Ministers during debates) were on top of their brief... this seemed like the first time he'd ever done #PMQs 🔽

The Prime Minister just does not know the answer, throwing out the usual nonsense while desperately trying to find the lines provided by someone else. ‘Starmbot’ running at full pace 🤖 #PMQs

I said " no comment" all the way through my interview at the police station. I didn't get the job.

#PMQs This was Keir Starmer at the start of PMQs today looking for the answer to "how much UK welfare bill has increased since he entered office" He didn't find it 🤣🤣🤣

@d5_rss dandruff? 🤭

#PMQs #politicslive Starmer looking ghastly. Puffy red face, boozer's conk & dandruff. He's falling apart.

The proceeds of crime act should see Peter Murrell's fraudulently obtained art collection handed over to the National Galleries of Scotland for the nations enjoyment. The centre piece of which is "The Derision of a Fallen Woman" by Italian Baroque artists Caravanaggio.

🚨BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned

@catsareblessing Two tiny torties 💕 Bonded sisters and best friends 🥰

@PolitlcsUK Oh that's a relief - means he doesn't have to join the "my phone was stolen" list, now.. 🤭

🚨 NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer uses disappearing messages on WhatsApp so his chats with Peter Mandelson could not be retrieved

Good morning, I hope you’re all well. Someone gave me an idea last night & a dramatic re-enactment of recent events revolving around the Fire Brigades Union appeared! It’s authentic & has the (now spiced up) musical interlude! I hope it brings some much needed laughs. Enjoy!

@MarkMcLaugh1in @JohnSwinney

💬 @JohnSwinney today admitted there weren't "adequate controls" to prevent Murrell's thieving. "The systems in place shouldn't have been able to be abused but they were." I reminded him last week he said the systems did not fail. Response: "DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!"

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@canthelpmenow7 splinter guy doesn't care about anyone else 🤣🤣🤣

Seriously, Euan? So if you get 'misgendered' you'll trigger your alarm? If you are challenged in a space you have no right to be in, you'll pull the pin? Ffs. Do that, and the public will soon realise that there was no true threat, and start ignoring them. And where will that leave those with a genuine emergency?

Brilliant watch..es....🤣🤣🤣

@GMB This October UK wide There should be Bank Holiday In memory of all of those Labour mobile phones which were stolen, in 2025 just after Labour found out the tories were going to call for an enquiry into Mandelson McSweeney & Nick Thomas-Symonds 6 days apart, so very sad 😭

Today the Prime Minister will chair a cabinet meeting to address the fallout from that release yesterday of a second tranche of Mandelson files. More than 1,000 pages of emails and WhatsApp exchanges relating to Lord Mandelson's time as US Ambassador included messages between him and Pat McFadden that revealed the Work and Pensions Secretary's frustration with Labour colleagues. @LouisaJamesITV reports.

@KarlLimpert @nickwallis @HantsPolice yes - handcuffing him when he was clearly wasn't struggling or resisting arrest - instead he told them, from the moment they arrived, that he'd been stabbed

@nickwallis @HantsPolice Breathing is so much more difficult when arms are restrained like that - it immediately tightens the lungs, and loses the use of shoulders to help do some breathing. Still the most dumb thing to handcuff people behind.

“I’ve been stabbed” “Don’t think you have mate” Well done @HantsPolice.

@nickwallis @HantsPolice why did they handcuff someone who was clearly not even able to stand?

Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel. But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers. {satire}