Karl Limpert

Your mum heating up the spoon with a lighter first - like a common junkie.

@eamonnmagee2 youtu.be/PDIz4talyQk?si…

@eamonnmagee2 Lucky for them

"protect" and "ban" are two very different things. Shame they can't even define "social media", before deciding what should be banned. Should children be *protected* from educational videos on the social media platform, YouTube?

Waiting for a painful, virtual queue (or line - have to get used to the parlance), and then our luggage is checked-in - won't see it again until LA.

EU entry-exit system On Monday I conducted a live Ask Me Anything about the digital borders scheme, and the way that its rather shambolic roll-out is affecting British travellers. Those answers are now compiled in a single article with all you need to know independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

Six bonkers Scottish Greens manifesto policies: 1) Benefits - without having to apply for them. 2) Minimum income guarantee. 3) End oil and gas exploration. 4) Legalise drugs but make alcohol harder to buy. 5) Free buses for everybody. 6) Send taxpayers' cash to Tibet. 🙈 scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@lukerobertblack @KemiBadenoch The parents barely see the kids - from breakfast club, to youth clubs, and homework when they are at home, while parents are expected to work all hours, somehow it's them who is solely responsible.

“It’s about personal responsibility”. “Assuming the government can fix everything isn’t the right way….parents must enforce discipline” What a breath of fresh air @KemiBadenoch is, in a sea of left-wing, big govt parties. Personal responsibility ⬇️

@ClaireCoutinho @sharrond62 Having @bphillipsonMP as Minister for Women and Equalities is like having Colonel Sanders as Minister for Animal Welfare.

One of the worst things in this zeitgeist is that the reality of biological sex has become a Left v Right political issue. In reality, it’s neither. It’s just a fact. One of the most basic facts. Like, the inability of human beings to change sex is about as apolitical as it gets.

Arthur Lowe was interested in Barclays Getting Married Scheme in 1979

@charlotteahenry @RachelReevesMP Just a badly run school. Every other private school seems to be able to survive on £30,000+ fees per year, so the question is: why can’t this one? Total income: £14,545,689 Total spending: £14,861,630 Oh, look how much the staff are paid…

@charlotteahenry @RachelReevesMP “The school has suffered from dwindling pupil numbers in recent years and recorded a £2m loss in the year to August 2025, according to its latest accounts.” Thought you claim to be a journalist. Try doing some research.

@charlotteahenry @RachelReevesMP no, it’s closing as student numbers have steadily declined over the last 5+ years

@ForWomenScot @Sport_England @sharrond62 Baroness Finn for the Tories. Who takes a whole year to publish a Code of Practice....? When will it end? (Still no answer) 4/

@ForWomenScot Why does @Sport_England continue to give money to sports bodies who do not protect the female category & continue to break the law? Thank you @sharrond62 3/

Following the Westminster Hall debate with @ClaireCoutinho @carlalockhart @RosieDuffield1 @ForWomenScot @A_Minichiello and plus President of the Darlington Nursing Union, Bethany Hutchison and nurse Jennifer Melle

Labour Peer, Lord Rooker, magnificantly angry in House of Lords today over EHRC Code of Practice publication delay. "It's an absolutely disgraceful way to operate!" @ForWomenScot 1/

Entertaining & friendly chat with Sir Robin Wales on Open* Newham. "When I left office... It was after the introduction of policies which had a direct benefit on our residents" Shame so many policies ignored or broke the law! opennewham.co.uk/news/interview… *Open only to their views