Adam Dean

@Padres Let's eat some innings Wandy!

Let’s get to work.

@Padres Time to touch grass and take a breath. The Padres got to this (freaking great) point almost entirely without King. It's a 15 day IL stint people.

We have placed RHP Michael King on the 15-day IL (retro to 8/11) with left knee inflammation and recalled RHP Randy Vásquez from Triple-A El Paso.

@knbrmurph On the bright side... look who's not in first place.

The #SFGiants trailed 5-0 The Giants scored six runs The Giants beat the Padres

And how did that work out for Jesus?

@ndrew_lawrence Dafuq’s a MAGA Democrat?

rfk jr making his pitch to maga democrats with his townhall on fox news hosted by sean hannity

@WhoNeedsRoots @AiboSony1 @OccupyDemocrats You, with fingers in ears: NA! NA! NA! I can’t hear you!!!

@AiboSony1 @OccupyDemocrats No, he wasn’t

BREAKING: Donald Trump is hit with devastating news as Democratic California Congressman Ted Lieu exposes him in en epic speech on the floor of Congress, submitting into the Congressional record that “Donald Trump is a rapist.” But it gets even worse for rapist Donald Trump… The fiery speech, that you can read below, will now be forever engraved into the Congressional record so that all future generations will know the truth about the dangerous man who Republicans elected to serve as president of the United States. Here’s what Congressman Lieu said today in front of Congress: “On July 19, 2023 Federal Judge Lewis Kaplan rejected Donald Trump’s request for a new trial and confirmed that Donald Trump raped E. Jean Carroll. I’m going to submit this Court ruling into the Congressional Record, and now I am going to read you what the judge found.  On page 43, the judge wrote that Miss Carol testified that the sexual assault, the rape of which she accused Mr Trump, involved especially painful forced vaginal penetration. The judge further wrote that the testimony showed that witnesses Miss Bernbach and Miss Martin corroborated the essence of Mrs. Carroll’s account of a violent traumatic sexual assault. On page 44, the judge wrote that the jury’s finding of sexual abuse therefore necessarily implies that it found that Mr Trump forcibly penetrated her vagina. The judge further wrote, in other words, that Trump raped her.” Kudos to Congressman Lieu for forever engraving the truth about Trump’s rape into the Congressional record so that he can never, ever live it down. Please retweet and ❤️ to thank Congressman Lieu for exposing Donald Trump for all eternity — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter/Threads competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

@TheStalwart Ok, I’ll bite, what’s an IMAX

$IMAX is trading lower than it was 25 years ago

@realchasecurtis Sweet check mark bro

@GaryPetersonUSA Is that the guy from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers in the lower left? Hoping yes. Jesus would approve.

Sometimes I ask God why must I have this raw artistic talent, and then I remember that my work must speak for Christ while he is away.

@charliehobie @TheStalwart Great question Charlie. The gun laws clearly don’t work in big cities either. What should we do? Per capita, small towns are getting the shit shot out of them. publichealth.columbia.edu/news/gun-death…

@A_C_Dean @TheStalwart How are the gun laws working out in the Windy City?

Ok listening to the Jason Aldean song…

@TheStalwart Hey Jude/Beatles - although I’m not sure if that’s a producer or just band mates. Barely audible.

I’m tired of these generic prompts. Here’s one. What’s the best song where they leave a clip of the producer speaking in the recording? I’ll start. Shania Twain’s No One Needs To Know where he says “There’s your record hoss,” at the end.

@wagieeacc Is the community service people lining up to kick you in the nuts? Then yes.

Anyone want to do community service with me today?

@Eve6 91-X San Diego was pretty awesome tho

@charliehobie @TheStalwart I’m a country music fan, I love small towns too. Littleton Co - 13 dead, Uvalde Tx - 21 dead, Parkland Fl - 17 dead and of course Newton Ct - 26 dead Not only does the song suck, but it’s a complete load of shit

@TheStalwart You must not be a country music fan. Stay open minded . Lot of truth in that song if you ever got off the highway

@BrianRoemmele Whelp, those are aliens obviously

4,000-year-old rock art of the Wandjinas, Australia.

@JoJoFromJerz The “Ich bin ein Ost Berliners”

Name this band.

@Padres The bubblegum pop… chef’s kiss

Manny Mash™️ for the lead! #BringTheGold

Anyone over 30 trying to figure out wtf is going on over on TikTok

@Phil_Gwilliam @TheRickWilson You can ask but you won’t like the answer

@TheRickWilson As a Brit whose political hero is this guys dad, can I ask if they share any ideology whatsoever?

You’re Steve Bannon’s meat puppet.