His Infernal Majesty

@GBNEWS She’d be deeply troubled by old sausage fingers Charlie that’s for sure

King Charles says Queen Elizabeth II would be 'deeply troubled by the world we now live in' gbnews.com/royal/king-cha…

@Matt_Pinner A gaboon viper

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@zarahsultana @PapaArtzi I mean you’re not wrong and I agree with you but you’re still a weird dickhead yourself

The whole country knows it: Keir Starmer is a barefaced liar.

@TalkingWolves @BBCSport I mean ok he does score goals in the championship but surely there’s other names we could look at?

#Wolves are expected to resurrect a move for Torino forward Che Adams this summer having failed to land him in the winter window. 📰 @BBCSport | #WWFC

@Wolves @TheMooresWWFC Fuck off

A message to supporters from Nathan Shi.

@Clip_Station_ What’s wrong with Ashanti?

Imagine having $70,000,000 to your name and she your girl.

@tom_watson Thomas you were caught lying about sex abuse, I’d close your gob down and sit this one out, twat

He is many things but Keir Starmer is not a liar.

@HJB_News__ @TheMooresWWFC I’m absolutely sick to fuckin death of Ukraine in all honesty

Keir Starmer has announced a further £752 MILLION and 120,000 drones to Ukraine. Rachel Reeves said: “This funding will help deliver the military equipment Ukraine needs as it defends itself against Russia’s unprovoked war. “I am proud that the UK is a leading partner in providing vital support to Ukraine, and we will continue to step up to do more while keeping pressure on Russia.” Meanwhile UK military chiefs have been asked to find £3.5bn in "efficiencies" and other savings this year, even as Sir Keir Starmer says he is readying his armed forces for war, sources have signalled.

@GBNEWS Did they though? I highly doubt it

British drivers vow to ditch petrol and diesel cars if fuel prices soar to £1.99 a litre gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars…

@keithsu31240536 @MikePetalengro @Wolves It is what it is mate really, not much I can do about it so just keep on going 👍🏻

@A_Infernal82 @MikePetalengro @Wolves So sorry to hear this fella 🖤🧡

Well that’s it then, with the stage 4 cancer sitting in my liver I’ll probably never see @wolves in the premier league again, shambles of a club

@MikePetalengro @Wolves It’s not the best of times is it 🤣

@A_Infernal82 @Wolves Inside and out. Fucking hell. I've got PTSD about it

@MikePetalengro @Wolves Like being ripped apart by demons

@A_Infernal82 @Wolves Shit ay it chemo. Like you're on fire.

@LiamKeen_Star I’d say Edwards makes more fucking mistakes than yerson does

Wolves boss Rob Edwards visibly frustrated after tonight's match and has urged Yerson Mosquera to stamp out silly mistakes following his avoidable suspension. #wwfc expressandstar.com/sport/football…

@MikePetalengro @Wolves I do mate, still working and living like it’s not there, it’s way better being off chemo I can function normally everyday without staying in bed for half a week

@A_Infernal82 @Wolves Keep bugging them for an operation dude. They told me it was inoperable but I kept turning up to appointments on me skateboard. Stay upbeat man.

@MikePetalengro @Wolves It started in my oesophagus which they took away and rejoined me all back up with a 11 hour op, caught it too late and it had gone to my liver so I’m on immunotherapy every six weeks, operating isn’t even an option, I might get lucky, I might not

@A_Infernal82 @Wolves What? Can they operate? I had the same, 8 tumours.

@Keir_Starmer Trying to make yourself look important and not like the absolute useless cunt that you are?

I was in the Middle East this week. Here’s why.

@party_animals Axolotl

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Robert is thirty-six years old. In 1247, this is not young. Robert knows this. His knees know this. His back has known this since approximately 1239. Robert lives in a village in Worcestershire with his wife Agnes, three surviving children, and two chickens he is not allowed to eat because the chickens produce eggs and the eggs matter more than the chickens. Today is a Tuesday in March. Robert will describe it as a Tuesday in March. The concept of a 'week' as a unit of leisure is not yet something Robert has access to. 5:00am - Up. Pottage on the fire. The pottage is oats, leeks, and some dried parsnip from the autumn store. There is a small piece of salted pork in it, approximately the size of Robert's thumb. It is mostly flavouring. Robert eats around it for as long as possible, then eats it, then thinks about it for the rest of the morning. 6:00am - Field. Robert works the lord's strip first, then his own. The ground is still cold. His boots have a hole. He has had the hole since October. He has packed it with rags. The rags are wet. They will remain wet until June. Robert is technically eating a plant-based diet. He is not doing this by choice. He is doing this because meat belongs to the lord, the deer belong to the king's forest, and the last man in this village who was caught with an unlicensed rabbit spent a period in the stocks that his family still doesn't fully discuss. 10:00am - Brief rest. Rye bread, hard. A small onion. Robert thinks about the pig that was slaughtered in November. He thinks about this often. The memory of fat is a specific and enduring thing when you don't have much of it. 1:00pm - Back to the field. Robert's average daily calorie intake is somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 calories, the majority from grain. He is doing agricultural labour that modern exercise scientists would classify as extremely high intensity. He is, measurably, running on insufficient fuel. He is aware of this in the way that you are aware of things that cannot be changed: completely, and without drama. 4:00pm - Home. Agnes has made more pottage. It is similar to this morning's pottage. Robert eats it. Robert's teeth hurt. They have hurt for two years. There is no dentist. There is a barber-surgeon in the market town seven miles away. Robert cannot afford the barber-surgeon and cannot take the day from the fields. His teeth continue to hurt. 7:00pm - Sleep. Robert will be awake again at five. He is thirty-six. He will probably not see forty. The leading cause of death for men in his position is a combination of infection, injury, and the slow arithmetic of malnutrition across a lifetime. Somewhere, eight hundred years from now, someone will describe Robert's diet as "ancestral," "plant-forward," and "aligned with the earth." Robert would have a great deal to say about this. Robert does not have the energy.

@fesshole Preventing the elderly from watching what they want? Sounds like abuse to me

Full time carer to a normally lovely older gentleman, he asked me recently to help him with his TV because his son had blocked GB News. Given he's reliant on an immigrant to survive, I decided I was doing him a favour by "trying" but failing to unblock it.