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If #Alberta separates, we have a really amazing opportunity to get @Nickelback to write the greatest national anthem the world has ever heard.

6am in London, less than 8 hours after winning the league… and the Arsenal boys are just casually walking around the streets like regular lads. No entourage, no superstar behaviour — just vibes, laughter and football. Bukayo Saka especially looking like the most normal guy you’d ever meet despite earning thousands every week. That’s what people forget sometimes: beneath the fame and money, most of these boys are just humble kids who genuinely love playing football. Congrats to all Arsenal fans around the globe. #COYG

Hahah this isn’t even the parade. Just an impromptu gathering at The Emirates last night. More fans than when City had their treble parade. PROPER CLUB!!!

Arsenal!!! Prem League Champs once again after 22 long years!!! #Arsenal #EPL ❤️🤍

Fucking Hearts, on behalf of football fans everywhere, ya blew it!!! @JamTarts

The issue with ducks goal imo isn’t if puck crossed the line or not. Before that, it’s how they called it a goal on ice in first place. Murphy already has puck back under Jarry here & look at closest ref location. No way any ref saw puck cross line from their locations. #oilers

@KirkLubimov Wait until she learns what ADDING all of these taxes onto gas has done to inflation…

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Where does MSM hire these idiots from?! Q: You are proposing cutting these gas taxes which will increase demand and therefore INFLATION... Pierre Poilievre: Sorry??? 😂...you saying lower a gas on tax will increase inflation?? Canada's news 🤦🏼

You know what I hate? When every artist releases a new album. Then 2 days later the extended edition with 2 bonus tracks. Then a week later the deluxe edition with 4 bonus tracks. Just release the damn album man so I don’t have to keep adding/deleting/adding albums to my library

One down. 15 to go. #Oilers @EdmontonOilers

Awesome!

Who is unloading these astronauts ? They’re stuck on the tarmac waiting to deplane almost as long a typical @WestJet flight #artemis

I’d pay hundreds of dollars to watch Tanner Horner’s slow, painful execution on PPV.

@astupidmoose Absolutely insane the pricing. A group stage game vs Bosnia = $3k 🖕🏼

Fuck Fifa. I had a browser open for 7 hours, waiting in the queue for "last minute" tickets. (I've been trying to get tickets every phase with no luck). I finally get in, and get presented with 3 matches in my country. All of which are horrible seats. Starting at $1000-3000

FIFA is such an absolute joke of an organization. Wait time 5+ hours in the queue. Only to see prices like this for Canadas OPENING game 🤯 $3000cdn FACE VALUE @FIFAcom embarrassing

I doubt even the greatest SNL writers of all time could have dreamed up the hilarity of the skit that was the NDP Leadership Convention this weekend.

Gary Neville shouldn’t be employed.

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There was a time when you could rip a heater while enjoying your $1.29 Big Mac inside McDonalds and no one batted an eye but then faggots got involved in politics and ruined everything

Shameful @Arsenal

@nielsonTSN1260 Lower the price of beer at Rogers.

You are in charge of the Edmonton Oilers. What's the first thing you do?

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