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You wake up at midnight and you find this in your room what are you gonna do?

@_num4 Good taste.

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To be blocked by a girl is to be loved.

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise. A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English. She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief. I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity. She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time. I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly. They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them. I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese. It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42. The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis. Clarity is a customer service concept. We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

Martes.

Kwani kwa Samsung yako Ruto ako na afya?

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Refusing to confess your feelings because they are currently producing excellent prose >>

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Even Gachagua's advocates have not seen the Judgment.

In case you are lucky to find the Gachagua Impeachment Case judgement whether hard or softcopy please do the necessary.

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