Aaron Lucas

@ArianaGrande Thank u for this song. You’re an angel and should let me be your bass player 🖤

@JagexAsh So we have Sir Vyvin, Sir Tiffy Cashien, and Sir Prysin... What are the chances of seeing a Sir Cumcised NPC in the game that can trim armor?

@JagexAsh Is Gielinor flat like Earth or is it a spherical realm?

@CameronGDP @kurrrl Pineapple Blackout flavor

Today we remember The Ox, John Entwistle of The Who, on his birthday.

Some guy bought me a pack of smokes at work since I returned his wallet to him. #karma

Just won trivia night at The Chug. Pretty excited!

@TravisScriba No, thank you. I insist sir

"I got $100 here for groceries and $1400 for liquor"

One of the ladies that works at Woodworth brought me taco salad to work. I feel loved

Duh duh duh duh 🎶

@elizabethxward OMG!! I just did too, except on my face. High five!

This made me feel bad about my playing twitter.com/bassguruapp/st…

Yo! Shoutout to all the #doomed #losers substituting promiscuity for a self actualized existence this weekend. Die pointlessly. Eat Arbys.

@thezachmatthews xoxoxo

@DemareeJacob Supa hot fire

5 Famous #Fender basses: bit.ly/1UxDHAB

Ha