Aaron

Ah yes, Tolkien, who wrote The Lord of the Rings, which has sold over 150 million copies, and The Hobbit which has sold another 100 million (ranking them 2nd and 3rd respectively in top-selling novels of all time), who created over 14 distinct languages and alphabets for Middle-earth before writing his novels, who was fluent in Danish, Dutch, French, German, Gothic, Greek, Italian, Latin, Lombardic, Middle/Old English, Old Norse, Norwegian, Russian, Serbian, Spanish, Swedish, and Welsh, who, while serving in WWI, developed a secret code to update his wife about his location to bypass British army mail censorship, who was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature….. Yes, surely, he is a weak thinker.

I genuinely can’t believe Knoblauch split up McDavid and Savoie. Those 2 were starting to develop some elite chemistry Truly mind boggling stuff

A DOUBLE HIT from Nurse and Podkolzin sends Brandon Hagel to the room... So Anthony Cirelli answers and Vasily Podkolzin sends HIM to the room 🫨👊

BIG HIT FROM JAKE WALMAN ON OZZY WIESBLATT 😮‍💨

POTENTIAL GOAL OF THE YEAR IN THE KHL! 👀 (🎥: @khl_eng)

Fucking wank to watch. So much talent, some genuine ballers in our squad and we just hit the channels and play for second balls. It’s depressing.

"Derby County over the hills and far away" 😮‍💨 Patrick Agyemang has his second of the night and Derby are running away with it ⚪️

"Patrick Agyemang shows his quality" 🤩 A FINE finish from Patrick Agyemang breaks the deadlock against Sheffield Wednesday ⚽️

Patrick Agyemang what a goal🔥 Sheffield Wednesday 0-1 Derby County

@The_Forty_Four From the first game of the season every neutral fan could see you’re fucking finished mate. Respect for your career but go quietly when you’re playing at the level you are right now.

Liverpool’s press officer in the yellow lanyard can’t believe it when Mo says “the club is trying to throw me under the bus”😂😂😂

Whether you agreed with him or not, Charlie Kirk is dead purely because some people didn't like what he had to say. That should outrage every single one of us.

Just met a lovely cat in Hertford. Turned out to be a nazi.

Where are you getting all those cheese wheels Danny???

Dude performs a perfect block and a clean strike during an altercation

To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.

John Eustace to the Derby players at full time vs Millwall on Saturday. Live footage within the home changing room. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Beyond clueless.

@ScottGretton Do you genuinely not see that if given the freedom to do so Kenzo would be one of the very best in the division at doing exactly that? He’s being grossly misused at the minute by a guy who abhors any semblance of flair or creativity and just wants to use him as a water carrier.

Nothing wrong with Adams and Ozoh (though one has to sit and one has to drive), but we need a knitter together type player. A no. 8/10 who drifts, floats and dictates. But we need to play through him. #dcfc #dcfcfans 2/2

A big thing for me for tomorrow is to address the midfield balance by adding a creative midfielder. I appreciate current tactics are bypassing the middle of the park - the long balls yesterday were hit and hope at best. 1/2