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Aaron Lewis
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Aaron Lewis
@AaronTLewis
Thank you for entertaining my terrible one-liners about sports and current events.
Maryland, USA Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Ladies, if you saw a picture of your husband with a woman like this on a work trip, what would you do? (We need answers)
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@AdamSchefter Gonna be so awkward when the inevitable video comes out
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NFL concluded today that Chiefs WR Rashee Rice “has not engaged in conduct that violates the personal conduct policy” and the investigation into accusations from his former girlfriend is now closed; there will be no discipline at this time.
Statement from his attorney Sean Lindsey: “Mr. Rice wants to thank the NFL for their thorough investigation, and looks forward to the start of the 2026-27 NFL season.”
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@jbillinson Based on my limited knowledge of this stuff (i.e. watching The Martian about a half dozen times) they could be using Earth's gravitational force to accelerate and slingshot them to the moon. Gives them extra speed without burning a crap ton of fuel. 
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why don’t they just fly straight to it? are they stupid?
Lucid™@cammakingminds
If you are using the earth as a reference frame, the moon is actually doing a close flyby of Artemis II.
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Drop your most overused emoji. I hate to admit mine is this:
😭
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@notthefakeSVP My 7-year-old has been taking the "Dad, I have a question, but I think I already know the answer..." approach before asking if he can have cookies for dinner or watch something on YouTube two minutes before bed time 😜
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For folks with young kids, what’s the over/under on questions asked every day?
Has to be over 100 in this house. All prefaced with: Dad? Or Mom?
(My kids think I’m much smarter than I am)
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@Buccigross Jack Eichel. Won't even entertain the possibility of a Canadian goal. #bucciovertimechallenge
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it’s one (1) singular mitten! you are never going to use it again! what are we doing here!
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why don’t they just cut out the middle man and dump these right in the landfill
thedealsguy@thedealsguy_
FREE DUNKIN ICED MITTEN WITH DRINK PURCHASE On Feb 20 after 10am, buy any iced beverage and get a FREE Dunkin' mitten while supplies last and stores are expected to have around 20 mittens each 🤩☕️
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BREAKING: The Cleveland Cavaliers are trading De'Andre Hunter to the Sacramento Kings for Dennis Schroder and Keon Ellis, sources tell ESPN. The three-team deal includes the Chicago Bulls acquiring Kings forward Dario Saric and two future second-round picks.
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Breaking News: A man is facing federal charges after he tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail with a pizza cutter while impersonating an FBI agent, people familiar with the episode said. nyti.ms/4t8xPAE
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The victim here was clearly trying to come to the aid of another observer and was not attacking any officers. I don't understand how anyone can justify this murder. ICE attacked him. ICE killed him. The politicians who enable this behavior are despicable cowards.
Ryan Grim@ryangrim
Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk
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@ryenarussillo If Bama doesn't get it and they end up losing the game, does DeBoer get run out of town and Kiffin becomes HC? Real sliding doors moment there.
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Make sure you make it to the fourth page of this statement
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸@mtgreenee
My official statement.
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our bagel store prices went up.
changing my political views until this is resolved.
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@FOS And don't forget: he used to be teammates with Matthew Stafford!
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18 seasons, three Cy Young Awards, and $300M in career earnings later, Clayton Kershaw ends his illustrious Dodgers career as a World Series champion again.
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I'll give you a candy I just don't understand: DOTS. Who's into this and why?
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@ProFootballTalk That's very kind of you. I hope I'm the lucky one.
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I'll randomly pick a response to this tweet for a free signed copy of Big Shield, to be mailed on Friday. Or you can still get the ebook for only 99 cents. amazon.com/Big-Shield-Mik…
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