AaronYeh

car payments.

Basic research is what you do when you don't know what you are doing.

The man who dies with the most toys is dead..

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall

Any machine design must contain at least one part which is obsolete,

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

you.

How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

magician.

Interchangeable parts - won't.

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

in the holy name of Social Justice. That is to say, what is mine is

To a weary horse, even his own tail is a burden.

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

You cannot tame a tiger by pulling but one of his teeth.