Seddiq Alattar

Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi

envy, pure and simple.

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Making this world better will gain you the greatest credit in the next

A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.

James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

booked.

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

"She's got a thing dat's cawwed . . wadaw wove." - Golden Fuddring

Fools and their money become popular quickly.

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

Marked with chalk.

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

A closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right.