
Areeb Akhtar
661 posts






Todibo and Mavro both being rugby tackled before the “foul”

Guys got the most to say these days. Even John Obi Mikel ‘handled’ Messi better



Dentist appointment in the UK Appointment time : 10:40am Me to dentist: Good morning Dentist: Hello lovely, confirm your name and date of birth please. Me: says name and DoB Dentist: Ok lovely, take a seat here please Me: Sits in the special chair with my mouth wide open Dentist: How many times do you brush in a day Me: Twice Dentist: Do you use an electric toothbrush Me: Yes Dentist to assistant: 3C, 4A, 5F 6GG, AA,HH, etc (or something like that) Dentist to me: Ok lovely, your teeth are all good, no issues. See you in 6 months time. 10:43am Me at reception: I'm done. Books next appointment. Receptionist to me: Are you paying by cash or card today Me: Card please Receptionist hands me the card machine My bill £27.40 (for an appointment that took less than 3mins) Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Sold PEAK Ronaldo for £80m(should have been £130m) And replaced him with Gabriel Obertan for about 750k Half a Michael Owen And wigans best player for £16m An the family pocketed the rest Don even come at me with your clubs problems unless you’ve suffered #TheGlazers


Natty or not, stay locked in 🔐






On the ball Technique Passing Lmao Lewy go tear ACL. Drogba is a well rounded CF, you lot got carried away by the physicality







A worse rate? He was involved in the clubs most successful period ever 😭





And then she made Anthony Bourdain pay off the child she slept with and it made him so ashamed he hung himself




