Abukyarire need not to show up
Like 2 games as it has been their norm every season and suiii; they sink. Meanwhile we’re coming to our Top 🔝 in slowest sure way!!
As it stands NOW!
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No one is calling on Muhoozi, don’t assume for us. All we want is a functional state which solves Uganda’s problems and puts tax payers money to good use and we get value out of it. It doesn’t matter who the leader is. If we keep politicizing every situation we are headed for big danger. Even natural calamities have been reduced to politics?? Shame!!!
Mwe basimanyi I was caught offside and I couldn’t allow my sure in.
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Flexipay and Abakaawu top Jovoc league season 5 charts.
The long-awaited day finally arrived. Hours before March 16th, showers hit Kampala, and the league home wasn’t spared. The convo on socials and in DMs was buzzing: “Imwe ba guy, are we still playing?” Of course, Kanyanya ground was dry like the Kalahari, with a touch of muddy safari roads. But still, the guys didn’t give a damn—we showed up.
It had been a long time since fans, players, and well-wishers had met, so the excitement was high. Some of us had added age and weight, others had stacked some cash, while a few had lost something—one way or another. But regardless, we were here to network. Then came the teasing: “You guy, you’ve added weight; is madam taking good care of you?” Why was everyone harassing me? Uhhh, you already guessed it right!
Fast forward—we were there! The pitch setup was on point, and the demarcations were well done. The beer tent, pork corner, and Obuhunga bwa Gas were all strategically positioned. I must admit, the food and drinks were enough, and the flavors were unforgettable. Kudos to Flexipay for bottling us at 2,500 UG through our guy, Beer monger Ug!
Now, tell me, why was everyone hate-watching the Cowboys (Abakaawu)? Is it their fault that they win Vollinger back-to-back, and in style? Can you walk in their shoes? Do you even know what it takes to become champions? Well, Abukyarire didn’t care. They played na kariya karimu, and the fans loved it. Their low-budget Kante (Pastor) was everywhere, ensuring the Cowboys’ unbeaten run came to an end. The fans were shook—should we introduce an anti-doping committee to check if Pastor was on auto or normal operation?
Avarc didn’t see what was coming! The magic of Abakaawu is undeniable—they stand out effortlessly. Their jersey designs are top-tier, the colors are eye-catching, and their overall branding is clean. Then we have the new Aboojo shirts and “Yosefu” for Abaleni—choosing the best-dressed team this season won’t be easy for the Exco. Maybe other clubs are yet to drop their own heat!
On the pitch, the entertainment was premium! The guys were fit, and we got a proper show.
Winning a point or a game at Kanyanya this season will be harder than ever! Every team has signed players they believe will take them to the top. Should we even get started on Kakuru of Legends, or is that a conversation for another day? He has completely transformed their squad. Could he be the missing piece to end their Vollinger drought? And Abahinizi—we weren’t ready for your game; you guys arrived like a bus park overflowing into Kalerwe market!
Dear Abakyiki, remember the words of Fr. Ben: If you suffer a setback, don’t go back—pray for a comeback. Your letter from St. Paul has reached our desk. He sends his warmest greetings but warns that the days ahead will be even tougher. 😂😂
Then there’s that one guy who always insists that the league organizers bring more beautiful girls. That guy is all of us! This time, his prayers were answered. You people, who dropped all those beautiful babes at Kanyanya? Whoever was in charge, please keep doing the Lord’s work—teams can’t fail to win the league and fail to win love!
You know how it is—good things don’t last forever. We drank, played, networked, and before we knew it, the sun was setting.
See you at the next outing, colleagues!
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