Prince$$🤪

Young ppl, please get up and go live your best life so when you get older you won’t have to hate young ppl for living the life you wish you did. Thanks

When I have a dream I was pregnant

If we’re dating and I FaceTime you, you don’t answer but immediately text me “what’s up”. We’re done lmaoooo

Jamaicans delivering bad news is always so jarring. Can you ease me into it? Jesus. "Hey morning, joshi dead"

Like this. Affi gwap it dung fasssst!

I love saying “mind you” when telling a story 😂😂😂😂😂😂

if u see a POTHOLE on a New York State ROAD or HIGHWAY you can REPORT IT by calling 1-800-POTHOLE THANKS!!!!!!

People be thinking they’re infertile, whole time you’re just not destined to have a child with that person. REAL TEA

yeah ovulation/period tits are pretty but they hurt like a mf

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

Especially when it is like this.

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

Apple Music needs a Don’t EVER Play Dat Shii Again button

The hunger that comes after eating porridge😩

All this just for a nigga outside the gas station to say “gyatt DAMN!”

Falsetto by The Dream is one of the best songs .

and the next time a man complains he’s not able to “express himself” mention the lustful messages he had no problem expressing to you.

#nowplaying Ramping Shop - @Vybz_Official ft @spiceofficial

I love driving alone cause if the song sound good me ago replay it 20 times

i love my tiktok repost man i go through them like i’m not the one who reposted them