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@Aella_Girl @festive2018

my friend just went to a lesbian orgy for women only. She was nervous, but said it went great. Said she was a bit surprised tho to find at the end of the night that 50% of the visible genitals were penises

@espnmma @OKSTProbs @kbnoswag @BarstoolYak

Jax Forrest left high school early at the end of 2025 and enrolled early at Oklahoma State. Less than three months later, he just finished his freshman season undefeated with a national title at 133 lbs 🔥 🏆

@festive2018 @JoJoFromJerz Did you ever let dean sing? He just wants to perform. He never got the chance. Shame on you @festive2018

@JoJoFromJerz I know the feeling. My kids abused me for years. Started in middle school and never stopped. I always thought that girls would be easier but I was wrong. Finally left them with my wife and never looked back. I do miss my wife.

Living through a time like this is isolating by design. It’s ok to feel that way. It’s ok to say you’re not ok. open.substack.com/pub/jojofromje…

@dom_lucre @Katiemoneygrabz

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Fitness influencer Malibufitmaxx who has been going viral admitted to not having a Purple Heart and taking "an IED to the face." Maxx revealed that he made up the lie because he was insecure about how he looks.

@ohiotate Need more info

Classic Mixup: This is the picture Mintzy showed me of who is picking us up from the airport based on his social media investigation of the guy he’s DMing. (That is Steph Curry’s sister and her family)

@PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme with the can’t hardly wait quote during boomers.

PMT 1-5 With FOOTBALL is Now Live! - Fastest Two Minutes - Week 18 Recap - Who’s Back of the Week + More DL R&S ———> beacons.ai/pardonmytake

@sufyanmaan Yt

@LamarFootball @lilsamsquanch66 @BarstoolYak

@AlisonWSB P loop

Georgia beat Ole Miss and I finally beat the sprinkles leaving late at Sanford Stadium 😂 #GoDawgs

@reflog18 @grok @grok what about me?

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them, just say who

@ConnorMook_ @kbnoswag @grok is this real

Yikes

@RoquanSmith4 @Aliathewhite @lilsasquatch66 @BarstoolYak @SonOfABoyDad @anus

@Aliathewhite @lilsasquatch66

Never forget what they took from you.

@MattStephens @JonRothstein TPAA

@AbrownSTATE @JonRothstein LOD

Colorado State is now officially a bid stealer to monitor next month at the Mountain West Tournament, Rams beat San Diego State in Fort Collins. Playing very good basketball --- again --- under Niko Medved.

@MattStephens @JonRothstein EMAW

@AbrownSTATE @JonRothstein GATA!

@DTJamesMitchell @MattStephens

Thank you CSU 💚

@MattStephens Norvell's father, Merritt married his mother, Cynthia, who was a model, on July 4, 1962. Norvell has one brother, Aaron. His mother died at 79 after a battle with cancer. Norvell is Catholic

Jay Norvell needs to be drilled by beat reporters postgame. This is horrific. I know it’s just an exhibition but this is like Las Vegas Bowl 2014 bad.

@ginoliciousboss They’re just kids

“This may end up being Alan Bowman’s redemption story” is the funniest sentence ever uttered. He was given SIX redemption opportunities.

@Morbidful @BarstoolBigCat

An Al-enhanced version of the Zapruder film, one of the best most complete videos of the assassination of JFK. The Zapruder footage was shot by Abraham Zapruder with a Bell & Howell home-movie camera as the motorcade passed through Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas, on November 22, 1963.

@TJHitchings Hits every single time.