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@AbsoluteBeyond

23 | Electrical and Computer Engineer | Full time idiot

RA 0h 37m 41.10s Katılım Temmuz 2020
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@saraaa7447 That's odd, do macs take like uncompressed png screenshots?
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saraaaaaaa 💽@saraaa7447·
i can't even upload a screenshot on discord anymore...
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SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity·
Fun fact: They got rid of this feature because the person who programmed it was using up the UX team's sex quota.
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nerona 🦋@strifefalgar·
This app is held together with duct tape and a dream
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@LarryBundyJr Why did the blowjob sounds start getting autotuned after 1:38 lmaooo
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"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr@LarryBundyJr·
An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣
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Stuxnet@stuxnet_vt·
@nyaraVT Riot staff engineer here - a lot of folks panicking over something that genuinely won’t affect them unless they own very specific pieces of hardware designed to cheat. This stuff is *incredibly* specific in terms of what it looks for and how it works.
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nyara@nyaraVT·
wtf is happening on Valorant Twitter..
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@81R0ZAN0V Also, do not add the chutney to the curry directly (personal preference); eat one bite of the food and taste it with a spoon after you start chewing but before swallowing. Gives you nice variations in taste.
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@81R0ZAN0V The white crispy thing is a papad; it's meant to give you an airy crunch when you eat something with rice. The onions are there to cut the richness of the food; you either pour it on top of the curry or as a side. The green and orange things are chutneys, for different tastes.
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quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦@81R0ZAN0V·
so i ordered indian tonight and they always include these and i never know what to do with them? like am i supposed to add the onions to the curry? how do you usually eat the white flatbread (forgot the name rn sorry)? indian oomfs pls help
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@bortinez_ @hayasaka_aryan Holy shit dude, he looks 15, you sure this is him? Because this is like an edgy teenager on like 4chan trying to act tough in /b/ or something
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Professor@AbsoluteBeyond·
@Vidzyy_ The voice in my head tells me someone's standing right next to me so it even has the hallucinations that these things have.
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@thelonevert Could've built an actual castle instead of that fuckass stack of books ahh building.
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Professor@AbsoluteBeyond·
@DrnkBeerSveWatr Dude I was coaxed into wuwa by almost every weeb I've met IRL. Although I've been coaxed into basically every gacha ever after them because they somehow have time to play genshin, HSR, wuwa and ZZZ
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यो यो हनी सिंह (प्रोफेशनल हेटर)
Never in my life have i seen a single Indian wuwa player No way we're at 9th
gopio rolito@GopioR

Woah Philippines is Top 5 has the most WuWa Players?! I didn't expect that i thought it we getting top 5 than Indonesia bro Sc; @chillaf_.sj/photo/7642303827441388807?q=%40chillaf_.sj&t=1779499170362" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@chillaf_.sj/p… #Wutheringwaves

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@tsumugi_meow They were creating scenarios online of leftists calling this bad.
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つむぎ(Tsumugi)@tsumugi_meow·
そういえばこれ何で海外で炎上したの? 普通に家族でマクドナルド食べてるだけだよ。 当時不思議だったんだけど、今なら海外フォロワーさんいるから聞ける。
Way of the World@wayotworld

This ad from McDonalds Japan has been causing a huge reaction online, because portraying a happy white family enjoying time together is now pretty much an act of hate speech the West. How far we have fallen - and how fast.

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Do they think people go to US to just exist and rest around or something? They go there for availability of things.
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Professor@AbsoluteBeyond·
Discord has done this for years now BTW. It's just that they have become more stringent. Also, Discord's file transfer limit is one of the reasons why I don't stick to it. Like genuinely, the only reason I still use it is because it has some old memories.
celeste@vmfunc

PSA, do not send malware samples (or say anything i guess) over discord - could not text for over a day and a half. they're analyzing your private messages and automatically banning you now. got banned a second after my message got sent

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Professor@AbsoluteBeyond·
This kinda implies that more apathetic people don't realise this; they do realise it, but they can't or won't empathise. Most apathetic people aren't unable to empathise, it's just they aren't bothered to do so. It's (Sorta) empathy burnout, but you were always this way
🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️@TrashPandaGirll

High empathy sucks cause when you understand why people are the way they are you realize most people aren't truly evil they're just dumb and incapable of viewing the world outside of their own experiences which makes it hard to truly hate them even if they are ugly inside.

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