absolute “big J” zer0

Can't wait to see so many people at B4B!!! Sign-up ends tonight!

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made) Ah, a testament to my feebleness. Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me. Interesting, how feeble of me. Yep. Testament to my feebleness. Feeble again, of course

@jakobafterhours Who’d you bring

@MitsuruPriv @GraggyGod show me how brave you are and show me a picture of you around some friends

@AbsoluteZer00_ @GraggyGod So brave. Thank you for doing your part to free Palenstine.

he got unbanned for this case and then the next regional he was allowed in nobody wanted to give him a ride there makes you think…

@majinblussb yes. exactly. you need a job

@AbsoluteZer00_ Suffer long and it will set you free. Only through trial do we find the strength we need. It’s never over just another day, Of hope and tragedy and everything that comes out way.

I need a new controller but idk what to do :( there's only so many cheap controllers I can tolerate before I lose it. And I need to do well on my exams before I can consider getting a job. Idk man 🥀

@ursalunaspaws I’ll like the tweet

@6abcadamjoseph @6abc @6abcWeather @erman1242

CUDDLE ALERT Find something or someone to keep you warm. Saturday and Sunday will be dangerous to spend anytime outdoors! It will feel below zero for over 24 hours with winds gusting between 40 and 60 mph. @6abc @6abcWeather

head so good she got me doing dragon shouts. she got the throat of the world. I have work in 8 hours

Oh are you "sparking up?" Haha, no thanks man none for me, *surfer voice* thats far out though you know what i mean! *Turning and speaking into wrist communicator* Im in over my head. Airstrike my position

date night 😛

Me and this big dick just chilling on the couch lol hope nobody comes down the chimney that would be random

She said yes :)

Happy 4 years to the love of my life @alisa_fustos! You’re the perfect partner to me, and everything in my life feels easy with you next to me. There isn’t anyone else in the world I’d want, or a problem we can’t move through together. I love you so much :)

Happy 4 year anniversary to my other half! Life was so boring before I met you, and now everyday is a party! I’m not Alisa without Jonathan. Thank you for putting up with my crazy ideas like building an entire Coraline tunnel out of cardboard, or becoming foster parents. I ❤️ you

@scott61077769 @tittyclip_ HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!

help. he has me at gunpoint. i have to tweet this. i hate this tournament series. do not come here #coffeebreaksmash

@alisa_fustos Where my like at

@AbsoluteZer00_ nurse he’s out again

“let me hallow you out with my ween” the doctor immediately zaps me “uh, uh, they all trick but ill treat you right…” he hesitates, before giving me a cheese cube “…but only if i can smell your feet” he immediately cranks the dial to ten