Abu Batnen

@SpookyIsTaken @GreenBlackHeart You're welcome

@AbuBatnen @GreenBlackHeart This is the best thing I've read today

"you're offered 15M to have sex with a woman, wyd?"

@emoXpussy Yes ma'am 🫡

just say yes maam or yes mommy when i speak. simple ⋆｡ #nsfwtwt

@HikariTaiyo_ch If he's into watches, you can go with DIY Watch Club. They have a nice selection of designs. diywatch.club You receive all the necessary stuff to build it, and it could be a good opportunity for him to express and accessorize himself more.

IF YOU'RE A MAN OR MAN ADJACENT, WHAT WOULD YOU, YES YOU, LOVE TO GET AS A GIFT THAT SCREAMS "yeah, im a man and I love this, hell yeah."

@xenaslashbendy What if my ageplay kink is acting like my girlfriend is a cougar and I'm tryna bed an older woman from the bar

if you're into ageplay you're genuinely a pedophile no acceptions

@IRAN_GHANA How about we don't forget the Iranian government isn't sinless. The regime change was happening within. The IRGC made Iranians revolt, which caused weakness. US and Israel took advantage, and now the revolutionists will be demonized.

Dear Italy, Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth. We'd like to apply for the vacancy. Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span. The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

@rithecutie Our prime minister was hot, yet incompetent near the end of his term. We prefer himbos basically

why is canada lowkey gay asf ive never met a genuinely homophobic person

@spo9globoob This is an interesting question. I assume, and hope, that you're referencing your own dick pic. Legally, yes. It would fall under the category of CSAM. Now would you be prosecuted for it? No jury would convict, so no prosecutor would bother.

Is it CP if you been using the same dick pic since freshman year

@Moszysquack This type of thinking greatly helped spread hatred. People felt like they couldn't speak without fear of offending everyone unintentionally. Right wing movements capitalized on those people who were quickly vilified, and propped them back up.

@Ravenismeee Aaron but specifically substitute teacher prononciation

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@sunniii88 Bruh you're so beautiful wtf

@Ravenismeee Anything Adele

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@HolyCityGambler @xaviersonline_ Honestly, I've never misplaced or lost an SPen because I forgot it somewhere or that it fell out of my phone somewhere. The early Note phones had a really loose grip on the pen. Now the ultras absolutely hold onto it

@xaviersonline_ ...the S-pen is designed to be cheap and easy to replace, because you will probably lose it a few times over the life of the phone. Its not about being anti-quality assurance its that people are missing the entire point of the design philosophy entirely.

Why are people on this website anti-quality assurance? I for one don't want my tech to snap the moment it gets caught on my pocket

@tomaszkorolko @The_AdProfessor Legally, I think, it can be called frozen treat/dessert Since it's oat milk, it can't be called "ice cream" nor "frozen dairy treat"

Oatly’s “We can’t legally call this ice cream” campaign.

@xiaoautista I use it to sim smut personally, create my own characters n shit

c/ai is a PREDATORY website that is INTENTIONALLY designed to be addictive (by using your favorite character telling you what you want to hear) and their targets are neurodivegent/mentally vulnerable people, especially teenagers, who have no one to turn to when struggling with +

@WorkaholicDavid He could've gotten a good deal on contract, Samsung heavily discounts their phones before the new one comes out

Does bro not realize? 😭

@ItMightBeVid Imma start calling you by your REAL name now, Infested Chiseled Stone Bricks

"My real name isn't that common." A minecraft item:

@Math_files This is an English comprehension question, rather than a mathematical one. 3 • 4 = 12 Three times the number four, equals 12 Teacher is being a dick

Who is right Teacher or student?

@timburchett Tim "Double Down" Burchett

Hang them.

@goddek I just wish to point out, the community note is only addressing ONE of your points, Epstein is alive

This is Vladimir Putin, trying to enter Epstein’s New York residence unnoticed and disguised. At least 30 visits are documented in court records. By that point, Epstein’s crimes were already widely documented.