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@GarethNotGarth @TheStingisBack Suppose I might be forced to watch it then

@AbusedCustomer @TheStingisBack Yes.

MOVIES I’VE NEVER SEEN #14 The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie Some call it a wild, dark comedy about greed, others say it was already dated when it appeared (or is that the point?) Should I watch? Convince me: YES or NO—and why.

@GarethNotGarth @TheStingisBack What? All of it?

@TheStingisBack Margot Robbie gets her kit off.

@ArmadilloSupprt What's that french saying? Poison d'Avril?

Happy new (tax) year.

@mikegalsworthy @nobigfish "let" ?? No problem, tell me how I can make the slightest difference without being stamped out like an insignificant microbe

We cannot let our King stand alongside this unhinged man, surely. Nor can we let our bases or airspace be used by the US military after its Commander-in-Chief has now announced explicit intent to carry our war crimes by targeting vital civilian infrastructure.

@theliamnissan @nobigfish Is it because they set the precedent by not attempting to remove Biden who was obviously senile and incompetent? Almost like the Dems and Republicans were working together all along to get where we are now

Seriously why is #25thAmendment not trending right now? Why hasn't anyone been tweeting it? Trump is OBVIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL, he's threatening to use nuclear weapons, and absolutely NOBODY will use the power we ALREADY HAVE to remove him. Jesus fucking Christ. Use it. Now.

@LeinonaA69 @thehatecrew615 @elonmusk @BullyEsq A film that portrays white men as fat drunk and stupid, women that fight better than men, and a black Muslim who is clever and technologically advanced compared to the local idiots

@thehatecrew615 @elonmusk @BullyEsq Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves at 30: a joyless hit that should stay in the 90s

@MANNYWILL2023 @TheStingisBack Damn fine episode!

@TheStingisBack Also from the X-Files episode First Person Shooter

Happy Birthday, Krista Allen. To most, she’s the girl in the elevator in Liar Liar… to some, she’s the star of the Emmanuel in Space series (late-night cable, ’94). All weird sex scenes spliced with Bob Ross landscapes and crashing waves. Admit it, you watched them.

@philshisquare @GlobeEyeNews It's ok, the women will start campaigning for men's rights any time now

@GlobeEyeNews Notice how women are free to go anywhere they like but men can't. Because they need them to go fight and die. If they forced this on women, there'll be endless feminist-led protests all over the country and the world.

BREAKING: All young men between the ages of 17 and 45 are now no longer allowed to leave Germany for more than three months without permission.

@nostalgicfile That time when Batman smashed a vase over the jokers head and the screen said T'Pau. Shouldn't that say kapow? No, you had China in your hand

Batman (1966) was so unserious

@ArmadilloSupprt I'm surprised they think it will be that quick

This will come as a surprise only to those who don’t normally deal with HMRC.

Help with my Easter crossword please anyone? 2 Across, where they nailed Jesus

@EmmaJaffray @MeldrewsGhost That makes his secret identity even better. Nobody knows what his real name is. 😀

@elonmusk I got banned for saying "if you trust politicians you need shooting" or something like that. Encouraging violence or something

That’s how bad it was

@SamaHoole Robert also didn't have electricity. He had no light because candles were made from animal fat and that was food. People don't understand how lucky they are to be born now, and not then. Be careful cause when the oil runs out, you'll be Robert again.

@Dw_8004 @thesundaysport That's magic

Tenner* to anyone who meets the King and asks: "and what do you do?" *conditions apply

@davidtome @alphafox I bet you've had worse

@alphafox I feel sorry for the chair.

Who is the real winner here? 🧐

Road kill for Good Friday, second time in a month This one is from down south A lot younger than that tough old bird last time - lots of soft fluffy feathers Was still warm and the blood from the head strike that must have killed it was still wet Couldn't have been dead >2hrs

@pierrestanley45 @Fatbaldbloke1 Peacocks can fly I only know that because saw one do it to escape a dog that chased it

@Fatbaldbloke1 That's not quite true. 2 miles down the road from us lies a beautiful Manor House where they have Peacocks roaming the grounds. One keeps jumping the high walls escaping so I said to the owner (in the local Pub) that he needs to keep his cock secure & in check. He laughed loudly.

Visited a place at the weekend that had peacocks in the grounds, one of the males was truly impressive. I heard a tour guide say "It's the biggest cock I've ever seen" and when I went "Wahay" and everyone looked at me like I had two heads. We're finished as a country.

@IncognitoMV @thesundaysport Yep, it doesn't take much more than regular minimal lifting. I used to be a bricklayer. 1 little brick at a time, 500 times a day for a few months, and you could beat anyone in a left-arm arm wrestle (except perhaps a scaffolder) You don't need heavy weights

@thesundaysport A few months later, having been shifting loads of items in the interim, we had to move that table again. Picked it up like it was nothing. Huge sideboards that we could barely lift before, easy. It's remarkable the increase in strength you can develop without noticing.

Delivery man - old boy - just dropped off two new doors. Lifted both off the van together like they were made of paper. Handed them to me and I narrowly avoided a mischief.