Lady Emma Jaffray #MDANT

@hell_line0 Tried this. Man on bike coming towards me on footpath no less, expecting me to move into road (traffic behind me) with my dog. Nope. Thankfully on phone with my dad. I stopped. So did he. I didn’t move. Carried on chatting - eventually he moved around me. Unbelievable

Makes sense. (We call it micro feminism and it’s really amazing)

@feebee_69 I had my wedding fan (🪭 peacock 🦚 feathers) made by a lady in the southern states - in all my correspondence I was addressed as Miss Emma - it was lovely and I felt just like that ☺️

Just been called ma'am by an American man.

@TheStingisBack 👌

Sting's Friday Question #1 Best anyone has ever looked in a movie? What’s the most “how is a human allowed to look that good?” moment on film?

@Zero_4 @jasemonkey @Acyn 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

@Acyn He’s going to end up invading Graceland isn’t he

Trump on Greenland: I'm helping NATO, and until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me—they called me daddy. A very smart man said he's our daddy. NATO is not there for us on Iceland. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland.

@feebee_69 Absolute heroine of mine, I adored her

This photo is like a time capsule. Loved The Tube. Came at just the right time for me. Fucking loved Paula 💘 #PaulaYates

@msloobylou @Footinit Ooh that’s just put me in mind of our whole family going “errr just a trim please” a la Peter Beardsley at the barbers 💈 when anyone goes for a haircut - inc the dog

@Footinit @EmmaJaffray When you start to explain it, it just sounds wrong…

I still sometimes say ‘good afternoon’ in a silly way like the gentleman at the end but had forgotten where it originally came from. Strange how we adopt mannerisms and phrases throughout our lives.

@msloobylou @Footinit If I say”you can do it, Duffy Moon!” in an encouraging manner to anyone I get blank stares or side eyes 🤣

@Footinit My mate and I still say “will you let me finish?” In the way a holiday rep said in a channel 4 trailer decades ago (never saw it the show)

@itaintwhywhywhy We have jars of this in at all times ☺️

WARNING!! This stuff is worse than crack. Found myself pondering if it went with cornflakes this morning ffs.

@itaintwhywhywhy @WeahsCousin I quite like the French original version of that

@WeahsCousin Let me introduce you to Patience on C4 Murder after suspicious murder, and all in York. Makes Jonathan Creek look like the best of John Grisham

Harlan Coben has done it again. Another 8 episodes of complete shite. And I fell for it, again. TV for people who buy Joe Wicks’ cookbook.

@MotherClanger Twilight ☺️

Twiglet years? #aplaceinthesun

@monstroso A (particular) house?

Things described as bawdy: The paintings of Beryl Cook, Benny Hill, the Carry On films, Donald McGill’s seaside postcards, the Canterbury Tales. Have I missed anything off the list?

@autcareandshare Good - you always post so positively but on occasion you must just get sooo tired or fed up but you rarely show it. Those poor pens 😝

@EmmaJaffray Much better

Good morning all, i had a good day yesterday, i was invited to a meeting as a expert in my field, thats so surreal to me, that people consider me a expert, a professional, people are interested in what I say, and I didn't freeze once, i mean I stuttered I talked quick and fast I broke four pens ripped up tissues and scribbled on a book all while talking passionately about autism, for the record I'd never refer to myself as a expert in anything, just a autistic guy trying his best, have a good day everyone.

@miffythegamer I remember many years ago, Donna Summer blotted her copybook, alienating her gay fans when she became a born again Christian - this is not dissimilar - everyone is entitled to their views, however pissing off your core audience/buyers is a risky move 🤷‍♀️

Roisin is free to write her music and we are free to choose if we want to buy it. A lot of gender critical people want to have their cake and eat it. Folks like Roisin espouse views which many find repulsive, but then they wonder why people don’t want their product anymore.

@feebee_69 @Inselaffe76 It was made by a lovely lady in the Deep South of America who kept referring to me as Miss Emma in her missives which I loved

@EmmaJaffray @Inselaffe76 Ooh lush.

Hypnotic disco chicken.

@feebee_69 @Inselaffe76 My wedding ‘bouquet’ was a peacock 🦚 feather fan 🪭

@Inselaffe76 I have a vase of feathers in my office. They're so beautiful 😍 #DiscoChicken

@MrsAstronaut Even down to people who have invented/developed ‘mesh’ and all the other amazing machinery that allows one to remove a heart and keep it alive for instance. Gives me hope (a little) for mankind ☺️

@EmmaJaffray They are geniuses

Is anyone watching Channel 5? Surgeons: A matter of life and death. This woman has a tumour the size of a football on her chest.

@DameLilySavage It looked hot and heavy - loved it when he produced his bit of paper with the words 🤣

@EmmaJaffray 😂 I was thinking that costume didn't help either

That must be Harry Hill! #themaskedsinger