Cosmo “Good Hands” Kramer

Corna three

Fister, I hardly even know her #powerplay

Splash brothers

Corna three

“Blow here” how about I put a bullet through it instead?

Father played baseball for UConn, I’m a degen at MSU. What a showdown we have this week. #spartan

All heart from AOPI at Greek week

@LordHoward69 Lank where at

Burner meet up in the bathroom

Am I racist for absolutely hating the fact that snape is black in the Harry Potter reboot? #lank

@OwenshrimpCox My culture is not your costume ‼️

Sure you are ying ling and Alejandro #shrink

Cosmo has a nepotism interview for a wealth management firm today. The SVP said he has a good feeling about me getting the job 😉

@JRbreezey1 Loved our defensive performance J.R.

@AceOfGoons Near Breezey dox

Never kill yourself

Don’t worry we all see the look you’re going for and it’s extremely #gay

I know exactly what I’m doing with my free time for the next 3 weeks

@trekeitheon 2 hours on the sim tomorrow and then 18 with beers on Saturday morning

Golf this weekend

Given all the AI-generated slop, crass confessions and woman-hating contained within, one might be excused for writing off the so-called “MSU burnerverse.” But dismissing the network of largely student-run, anonymous Spartan fan accounts on X, @OwenMcCarthyJRN reports, risks missing out on all it can reveal. statenews.com/article/2026/0…

@alppouch Yo soy retard

We are looking to sponsor the top Retardmaxxers

@thesnews @OwenMcCarthyJRN I have a purpose in life now

She just sent me #TheArticle

Woke up at 4:50 and tossed on the Barbour and a scally for this #ricks