Smoke & Mirrors

one more meeting and then i am going to ess em oh kay ee some dee arrruh you gee esses.

sometimes I wish ppl could see me doing this job. I wish my friends and family could see what this shit takes on a daily basis. then there would be NO questions about why I need so much quiet...NO questions about why I need so much alone time or want to stay in bed on the wknd.

This will be a crowd pleaser! 😲

Husbands reactions to finding out they are having another baby🤣

How i’m going to be watching the World Baseball Classic finals tonight

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN

what’s the closest thing you & beyoncé have in common?