Actually_Sleepy

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horse just sold me ketamine

Can we all get on board to just F'n change the name to "AutoMisspell"?

fuck you

@GriffinWB @seconddinner @MARVELSNAP

Like so many others in this industry, it’s my time once again to share the sad news that I’ve been laid off from @seconddinner and @MARVELSNAP. No hard feelings to my friends and colleagues at SD. It was a pleasure to work with them everyday. Their future is incredibly bright.

@Bob_Janke He did kill a man in a duel, after he'd already been shot in the chest.... Maybe pick another weapon with him.

@Actually_Sleepy Fine I'll fight him too

I'm officially challenging every single one of you to a duel

@cvndvce Hey don't do that, ya just floated around to my algorithm again. Haven't seen you forever ❤️

I never said I was going to, just that I want to

I want to delete this account.

@JanuaryJames The only Dick I ever post.

I miss the days when Twitter was a bunch of drunks posting dick jokes solely for the love of the game.

@punt_rd INXS is a guilty pleasure of mine 🤭

You’ve got four, choose one!?

I wonder if I put "Yes, I have one" in my tweets, if people will start just throwing money at me........

@GriffinWB I Love EGO, just Snap and sit back. No waiting for slow players 😜

disagree

hell yeah

You used to be able to go online and say "I don't like spaghetti" and move on with your day. Now you get to be lectured by some 15 year old coal miner in Istanbul why you're an idiot for not liking spaghetti

@ALadyNamedKatie High and Cool?

I like my men how I like my ceiling fans

The more people complain to me that it’s called “X” now, the more I’ll tweet that it’ll always be Twitter.

@JanuaryJames What is this "X" you speak of 🤔😜

@Actually_Sleepy I’m proud of you, man.

I just want to pat myself on the back. I just walked the full length of my house, without forgetting why I did. 💥

Stop arguing with Grok.... Sheesh