January James-Riggs

I don’t care if people don’t like me. But if a dog didn’t like me, I’d definitely do some soul-searching.

I watch murder documentaries to reset my nervous system

Did you do that to your eyebrows or do we need to hire a lawyer.

After seeing that all the writing money is romantasy now, I am officially announcing my new pen name and series - Lobellia Troutswallow's A Kingdom of Angst and Boning. When beautiful 20 year old Glorendirerial Pufferdown goes to magic dragon school for magical dragons she meets Prince Tyrendrial Starfire who is cruel yet hot. And probably an elf or something. Their passion ignites a war between the gnomes and the local planetarium. Only then Gloreandreal is kidnapped by the minotaur pirate Hernand The WellHung. Swooning with even more passion, will Glerendreiaiel choose the dragons of prophecy or forbidden love? Book 1: A Crown of Wolves and Roses Book 2: The Sword of Length and Girth Book 3: The Sword of Length and Girth 2: The Swordening Book 4: A Knight of Mist and Lilacs Book 5: A Shadow of Flame and Shadows Book 5.5: A Moat of Sorrow and Burritos Book 6: The Loins of El've'ns'mo'oor Book 7: A (noun) of (noun) and (noun) TBD Book 8: A Court of Wings and Thorns and Crowns and Book 9: Gundum Wing Onyx Tensai Angel Genesis Alpha Force Go Book 10: Smut Throne I should be able to get all ten books banged out by the weekend. I will make BILLIONS.

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for disaster

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

@BettsCaro @BlueSkye2009 The oppression Olympics are wild.

Just discovered a niche bit of Twitter where trans-identified men are very angry with trans-identified women. Mainly because the women are playing by the rules and the men still can’t get everything they want It’s almost as if …

Just got a pop-up on my music app to try out the new AI-curated playlist creator Just give my idea and it’ll replicate all the care and feeling I put IN EVERY FUCKING PLAYLIST I MAKE Anyways I threw my phone in the lake

So we have a plague ship out there This is fine

Live Laugh Leave your shitty job

I just read the word “biohacking” and I think I’ll stick a pencil in both eyes now

If you have to tell people how “classy” and intelligent you are, I assume you are neither, those things are evident in behavior

Put this mf in gen pop and let nature take its course.

Hobo With Garbage Can Stuck On His Head Mistaken For Met Gala Attendee buff.ly/daBmxEI

Remember, this is all in your head.

@Googirlsmiles @MusicPills10 @JohnnyRiggs9 Love it!

@MusicPills10 Tags @JanuaryJames @JohnnyRiggs9

#Ramones (credits to: thedigitalassembly)

@LadyLTDance Not really but enjoy it if it’s your thing.

@JanuaryJames Your loss…

Going on a cruise doesn’t appeal to me. I don’t want to go on a vacation where I can’t leave if I decide I want to go home early.

Oh no People on Bluesky are upset about something

@LynnVaine @RunOldMan Exactly.

@JanuaryJames @RunOldMan Nope, not at all. I’d definitely feel trapped. I love the ocean but not stuck with all the germs and a schedule I have no control over

@littlegiinge Right? That’s a nope.

@JanuaryJames I used to think it was so cool. Floating in the middle of the ocean. That’s too many people in one place that I can’t escape.

I didn’t imply you were evil, so don’t get your panties all in a pentagram.