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[On set of the hit Swedish TV show "So You Think You Can Flørgën"] Contestant: *Begins to flärgën* Judge: It's a no from me

It’s giving thanks

Every day is a new opportunity to learn something horrific

every time a taco bell rings an angel gets its diarrhea

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

Incredible job to whoever chose this picture under the critical reception part for Mariah Carey’s Glitter (2001) page on Wikipedia

this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land

You gotta be friggin kidding me

My wife trolled me with pictures at moab today

the longer you use an app, the more difficult it should be to scroll. each scroll should ratchet up the resistance until it takes a massive amount of physical effort to move the page, like trying to pedal uphill

@nihilists4jesus Oh, nice. Thanks man

@MikeJonesSez what other proof do you need?

So headaches are just the autism trying to get out

it’s funny that trump had to deal with elon musk for a few months and came away going “we really have to destroy autism”

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

Just got a message from someone that my comedy show run by two straight white guys is “too trans” to go to, so I’d say we’re definitely entering a very normal time in America

I plead with my MAGA friends out there, do not take out your anger about Charlie Kirk’s death on young white men, they are not all killers!