Adam Heez

Another draw! Another televised 0-0! Anyone going to admit it? The Prem is dull as shit this season because everyone plays the same percentage ball. Long throws, long kicks, set pieces, defend deep

Analysis of Chelsea’s signings since Winstanley. 42 signings, 3 genuine hits. 93% of signings have been misses or had minimal impact. Some in the balance. £1.2bn spent. 89% on players under 25. 6 of these signings sold for profit, 4 made a loss. It’s time for change.

A month ago people were asking if Chelsea are in a title race. Exactly the same thing a year ago. Answer is no because they don't have enough players over 25

Cucurella announces himself as the best fullback in the world tonight against Yamal. Calling it. #CHEBAR

Let’s see if the reaction to that absolutely calamity of a VAR decision is the same as the campaign that was started against us after the Fulham game. Because that decision is much worse than the Josh King one. Absolutely mindblown they’ve decided that was just a yellow. #TOTCHE

@discoveryplusUK @discoveryplus Please could I suggest that you add a feature when watching sport where you can skip to the next key moment without finding out what happens in that key moment. It would avoid spoilers when watching back at a later time. Thank you!

The best. 💙

That’s top 5 most humiliating defeats I’ve ever seen from Chelsea. All momentum and good feel from the CWC crushed. Disastrous end to the transfer window. Disastrous management from Maresca. Disastrous GK. Disastrous CBs. We’re in big trouble. #MUNCHE

Embarrassing commentary from Darren Fletcher. Never heard such incessant rambling about VAR decisions that were mildly controversial at best. If those decisions had gone against us, they wouldn’t have even been mentioned. #CHEFUL

@jakeheasman 💯

Just imagine for a second Man Utd did what we did to PSG in the final… hype would be off the scale. Nev and Keane tipping them for the league no doubt. Think it works in our favour to be under the radar, but it’s so funny to observe.

No segment on the world champions Chelsea, other than them all laughing at Jill for suggesting we could win the league… that’s how you know, WE’RE BACK. 💙

Man United could be about to pay £112m for Carlos Baleba. Those dinnerladies must've been getting paid an absolute fortune.

@jakeheasman Every time we get rid of an academy player they do this… every time we keep one they look bang average 🤷‍♂️

Why did we sell him?

Welcome to the Wanderers! 🙌 We’re excited to introduce some our newest signings for the upcoming season. Let’s give them a big red and white welcome!! ⚽🔴⚪ #dwfcwomen

Special player.

See you soon, @ChampionsLeague. ⭐️⭐️

Wow @georgiaheasman! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@PremLeaguePanel @ChelseaFC @jakeheasman

Yeah, that’s enough for me. 1 point from 6 against a team that has 4 wins all season. Sackable offence. We’re regressing massively under Maresca. Football is utterly atrocious. He’s made the mentality of the team worse. He can go as far as I’m concerned. #CHEIPS

Proud of you Geo ❤️ 100 caps for Fulham 👏

Caicedo is on another planet right now. Another utterly monstrous performance. Jackson brilliant, but that all came from Caicedo’s tackle. #CHEBRE