Adam King

@SweatieAngle I came back to twitter because I missed the Mondrian Mirror

@AFpost This is a fun choice of pictures if, like me, you're able to cross your eyes and make them overlap, Magic Eye style.

LGBT suicide hotlines see uptick in calls following historic Trump victory. Follow: @AFpost

@HaggardHawks I hope your definitions for gewgaw and frippery each use fandanglement.

A FANDANGLEMENT is a flighty, fanciful idea, or a gewgaw or useless item of frippery.

@BuckyIsotope I've got a devils haircut living rent-free in my mind.

TWO turntables? AND a microphone?? In this economy??!!?

@RonFilipkowski There is no amount of work that earns a person two votes. A husband and wife is imply two individuals with one vote each.

Charlie Kirk is upset that Republican women may “undermine their husbands” and secretly vote for Harris while telling their husbands they voted for Trump, even though the husband “works his tail off to make sure that she can have a nice life.”

@mrsundaymovies @BenChinapen Oh I get it.

Are you not entertained? By @BenChinapen's incredible editing?

Alright it's time to kick off the Rusty Crowe Histrilogy (history trilogy) with Gladiator youtu.be/EtjhKsAObv8

@RobynElyse Saint Boob

Honestly might give this one a try.

@skatie420 Um.

@markleggett It's a [your name] and [partner/best friend's name] thing, so [shirt reader's name] your way out!

@thedirtbird Also, more medical students won't necessarily lead to more doctors, and if it DID, that 290k/yr would drop.

If everyone studied medicine we wouldn’t have a functional society

@VladTheInflator Is "housing market savant" a medical discipline I haven't heard of?

Anyone going to school for anything other than medicine is a fucking idiot. $290k/yr Bachelors plus 2yrs

microdosing falling in love by eating a singular butterfly

Imagine telling such a shit joke you make Florida a swing state again

@SweatieAngle Yelhigh

I think it’s high time we invent a new color. Or release one from the vault

Bravo, ⁦@nytimes⁩ 👏🏼

@elonmusk torquenews.com/11826/i-dont-k…

@RobynElyse No, Tim Meadows deserves more celebration for being Tim Meadows.

I have just learned to live with the fact that I say incredibly stupid things when I'm nervous or don't know what to say but that was a bad one.

I actually just love this so much. I am still internally dying of embarrassment from the time I was having a smoke break at my old job and Tim Meadows walked by and I was like "OMG are you Tim Meadows!" and he was like "Yes!" and I said ... "Congratulations!"

@AlJean @TheSimpsons Who killed Snowball 1 (also maggie)

Tonight new @thesimpsons with long running mystery solved at this point in the show. Will send signed script (by me) to first person guessing mystery and answer.

@gabrielledrolet Gabrielle, Smokey is much more intense in person.

went hiking in the United States for the first time. genuinely can’t believe this guy is real. I thought he was just a character in movies or something. Smokey the Bear I’ve grown quite fond of you

@HarryBarnes1 @lilyallen Spoken like an ugly-footed troll.

imagine being and artist and having nearly 8 million monthly listeners on spotify but earning more money from having 1000 people subscribe to pictures of your feet. don’t hate the player, hate the game.