Al Jean

At a divorce paper signing… WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

As an experiment I shall spend today ‘only driving downhill whenever possible’… Stay tuned to see if I have to eventually drive up hill to return home.

Feeling good. Feeling great.

Nothing sweeter in life than coming back from a 3–1 deficit @DetroitPistons youtu.be/FclDxBPr_Wc

Republicans wanted to impeach Joe Biden because Hunter Biden worked for Burisma - but when firms backed by Don Jr & Eric Trump rake in over $2B in Pentagon loans & contracts & a Kazakhstan mining deal - crickets.

They deadass be gassing this up lmaooo

Pistons legends in the building for Game 7 😤

There is literally always a tweet.

PSA: If u call the Sixers Box Office at 215-339-7676 and give them a residential address in the Philly area u can bypass this AND get cheaper tickets than u would online

Just in case you thought people voted based on actual policy results: 77.7% of farmers voted for Trump in 2024.

Kamala wanted to give first time homeowners a $25,000 credit towards the purchase of their home. Trump started a war, has no healthcare plan, caused food and fuel to skyrocket, and raped little girls. Great fucking job America.

Paul McCartney on bumping into Bob Dylan at the airport

31 years ago today, April 30, 1995, “‘Round Springfield” first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Ron Taylor as Bleeding Gums Murphy and Steve Allen as himself. Dir: Steven Dean Moore. Story: Al Jean & @MikeReissWriter. Wr: Joshua Sternin & Jennifer Ventimilia. #TheSimpsons

The Simpsons has been on the air so long that an early season episode had Bart plausibly doing yard work for the sister of a WW1 soldier.

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war. I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups. Fuck that, genuinely. I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

The Detroit Pistons are on a 50-15 run. Fifty. To. Fifteen.

I’ve never seen a second half comeback like this …@DetroitPistons

@markk1914 @MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons Homer v Lisa 8th commandment was the first …Hi mark!

@AlJean @MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons Did he first appear in “Homer Alone”?“… Calling All Quakers” was one of his film roles, if I recall correctly.

Around 35 years ago @MikeReissWriter George Meyer Jeff Martin and I were doing a rewrite in a tiny room and we created Troy McClure, who you may remember from @TheSimpsons A magical day…

@brandhay @MikeReissWriter Gilda was wonderful

@AlJean @MikeReissWriter You’re definitely an authority on funniest lines ever. Your career is amazing (Mike’s too). I’ll never forget Gilda’s appearance on Shandling’s show.

@sarahsalviander @MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons Chimpan-a to chimpanzee funniest lyric ever

@AlJean @MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons Troy McClure in the musical version of The Planet of the Apes will forever be the high point for me.