Adam

@DeAndreHopkins A man after the heart of an entire city.

Johny Unitas, I grew up watching old football being in a football family.

@editti22 Damn, not even letting the maggots lay their eggs yet. 🗡️

Excited to see @JasonLaCanfora down there! Gonna be a blast!

@ChrisWillx That makes no sense. I need to see proof.

There is a shortage of straight men in New York. Due to a shortage of male attendees, some dating events in NYC charged women $100 and men $0, yet attendance still ran 3:1.

No one: Netflix: Everyone wants to know if a Mormon will ever fall in love with a porn star. On the next Latter-Day Lovers…

@GrantCardone How so?

AI has destroyed the Internet in less than six months.

@OriolesMuse Mark DeRosa is the worst manager in the history of this game. What an awful selection.

Gunnar Henderson final stats in the 2026 World Baseball Classic: 15 AB 6 H 2 HR 4 RBI 3 XBH 2 R .400 AVG (led team) 1.267 OPS (led team) We’ll be sure to see him in a USA jersey again in 2030. You made us proud Gunnar!

@OriolesMagic23 Who the fuck is Mark DeRosa? Honestly, what were we even doing?

USA loses 3-2. Mark DeRosa takes 3 Gunnar Henderson ABs away to start Alex Bregman who goes 0-3. Byron Buxton who was hitless in the WBC starts over PCA. DeRosa is a terrible terrible manager. I can see why he wasn’t a finalist for any of the job openings. Brutal stuff. #birdland

@shaguncrypto He’s behind. He should have a primary and rental at this point.

A guy is 30. He has: • $110k in a 401k • $70k Bitcoin • $25k in cash He’s thinking of buying a house first. What would you tell him?

@Grummz Euphoria 3 Redux

Dune 3 trailer just dropped.

@CinemaTweets1 Wannabe Fight Club.

One Battle After Another is officially an #Oscar winner for Best Picture. I promise you, this is a decision that will age well. In 5 years, in 10 years, we will look back on this decision as the right film to win Best Picture. 2025 was an awesome year for film- this was the best.

@JonnyRoot_ Poor Man’s “Fight Club”

One Battle After Another is easily the worst “Best Picture” I’ve ever seen… Movie was cheeks & straight up propaganda.

One Battle After Another is a wannabe Fight Club.

@ShonuffTheTroll @RealSkipBayless Sure, but individual to PTA. Long overdue.

@AdamMD86 @RealSkipBayless There Will Be Blood won two Oscars and three other nominations and would have easily won but for No Country for Old Men. It wasn't ignored.

I tried to watch "One Battle After Another." I lasted maybe 45 minutes.

@RGIII No better than MLB umping standards. USA WINS! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dear baseball fans, this is a Safe Space. The USA and Dominican Republic just had one of the best baseball games of all time. Was this a ball or strike?

@jontaffer Oh no at the Oscars?!

RAW SHRIMP CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

@HawkEmDownChris We have a unanimous comments section. Put it in the Louvre!

Which actor are you getting rid of? A) Adam Sandler B) Will Ferrell C) Jim Carrey D) Seth Rogen

@HawkEmDownChris Chris Hoiles

Age yourself by naming an MLB catcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Yadier Molina.

Minus the bridesmaids bit (terrible jokes mainly), this has been a fantastic #oscars. Conan and Berry are crushing it. The memoriam was all class too.

@PalmerDesigns_ @SebastianComedy @nbcsnl We need a whole new writers room.

@AdamMD86 @SebastianComedy @nbcsnl Wrong. We need more comedians hosting!

I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.