Adam Tumber

@mostly_grumpy In fairness she knows how best to get fucked, so it’s on brand

Farage will still be the biggest twat.

Time has not been kind to the Village People #WorldCup2026

@mostly_grumpy Now that’s Total Recall

I think he should shut his mouth until he’s touched a tit and paid some tax. I’ve touched 3. Ask anyone.

@UncleChaps You’re usually far more depressed by this point on a Sunday

I AM EXCITED!!!

@mostly_grumpy Work until you drop dead

This will impair the retirement of anyone under 40.

@buitengebieden Dwayne Dibley

What would you name this dog? 😅

@AndyEmmott @ThatsSoVillage He was among the latecomers

@AdamTComedy @ThatsSoVillage Bradders????

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?

@mostly_grumpy Heavy duty gout medication on stand by

You’ll remember I watered my neighbours veg garden whilst they were on holiday. They’re so lovely, look what they got me.

@SkyBet Fail the medical and stay at Brentford

Tottenham Hotspur have reportedly held talks with Brentford about signing Bryan Mbeumo 👀 If you were the Cameroonian, which club would you rather join? 🤔 #COYS #MUFC

@mostly_grumpy Beware the ides of Truss

‘Camilla’s Victoria sponge tasted funny’

Papa Gones

@SteveMYorks Happy Christmas mate - hope to see you for the new season

Happy Christmas everyone. Have a nice few days of rest, peace and joy. All the best and catch you next year.

@mostly_grumpy I’m excited that mine moves to being just 13 mins out

My car clock will now be 1 hour 11 minutes incorrect for 6 months.

@Leeds_RichW He’s not had a performance worth 2 points since at least February 2022

@Leeds_RichW 4. Second coming of Saint Marcelo and his sacred bucket

@mostly_grumpy Have the company provided a translator or have you got that covered

On my way to deliver some training to some graduates. First time I’ve been in an office for 4 years.

@Leeds_RichW Centre halves always used to score penalties under Bielsa. Farke out

@ThatsSoVillage It had it all, late players meant there was temporarily a sub in orange t-shirt and shorts, thirteen year old bowlers were hoovering up wickets, hungover fielders, PlayCricket scoring didn’t quite work (for a change) and a decent tea and enjoyable day all round

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?

@mostly_grumpy Any time you purchase you’re going to Make it A Night to Remember

The burst water main in Ilkley is outside of the Shalimar kebab house, an institution of national importance, it must be saved.