Hanty V

‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’

I think we can get round to Zack owing some council tax the day after we’ve sorted out the £5,000,000 pocketed by Farage.

Wes is the overly friendly back stabbing snake in the office. Seen hundreds like him. Nothing will ever be his fault and he’ll be a disaster.

Another one...

@ambergambler_ @PyramidHead76 Item 1 on the agenda. A reminder company cards are not to be used in Greggs.

Why is this squirrel sat at the head of my table like he’s about to chair a meeting?

In suboptimal news I’ve just woken up thinking it was morning

@AndieDelicacy #sergiotachinni

@mostly_grumpy Wear your best shell suit

Good evening from the 90s

@WindyBeaver Imagine my surprise

@mostly_grumpy Mine are cashews. I'm not allowed to buy them now. Could easily eat a 500g bag in one sitting.

I think if pressed I’d say my favourite nut is the pecan.

@Nigel_Farage I hope he didn’t call you a racist grifting crook.

My lawyers have formally written to Ben Habib. They demanded an immediate apology and public retraction for the baseless allegations he made today. I do not take legal action often. But I will not accept slander & politically motivated smears after winning a national election.

@00julesj @our_jesse Calm down, Cliff

@our_jesse See this is why I’m old school and have wired ones 😌

AirPods are so embarrassing when you drop them, flailing about the place, making you demean yourself to pick the stupid little things up. Anyway, how’s YOUR day?

Let's all go home early. What are they going to do? Sack us ALL? I don't think so. Let's all go over Fassnidge Park skate ramp and listen to early Belle & Sebastian albums on Walkman speakers.

Of all the things that can get fucked, this is the thing that can get fucked the most. youtube.com/shorts/xpJrR5-…

Reeves, you fop. #topical #layeredcomedycontent

@sleathing2n @PyramidHead76 100%. Stress from work nearly killed me. Once I learned to walk away from stress life became much better. Play your corporate games, lads, it’s not for me. Bon chance.

@PyramidHead76 100%, all of my past mental health issues can be traced back, at least for the most part, to money/employment issues. Every single time.

Lmao this is the most wrong thing I've read on the internet I think?

Metaphorically it’s Brandy in the dimly lit study looking at grandad’s souvenir wartime Luger in an open desk drawer time for Keir. It’s over son, you fucked it. Outmanoeuvred by a racist crook. Move on. Have some fun with it, shit in the airing cupboard.

He’ll announce today so he can do last PMQ’s tomorrow. King Thursday. Nervous 48 hours for King after that.

Must be awful being about to be forced out as PM. Still, a couple of bank directorships and £250,000 a time lectures will soften the blow. It’s a tough game, politics.

£7.20 for 4 first class stamps!

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life