Adam Trinder

@NoLookPass7 @shirtsthtgohard 😭

@AdamTrinder1 @shirtsthtgohard Fresh out of pizza to dunk it in

@NoLookPass7 @shirtsthtgohard Can tell you've not had your morning daiquiri yet

@AdamTrinder1 @shirtsthtgohard That may be a hard pass even for me 🤣

@NoContextHumans @axlefoz

@NoContextBrits @axlefoz

@NoContextHumans @axlefoz

@FightHaven @axlefoz

@SundayChants @axlefoz

He could have been killed. 😭twitter.com/FunnyFTMoments…

@fesshole @axlefoz

Standing room only on the train this morning and a man insisted that he be seated despite two pregnant women having to stand for 45 mins, so I spent the journey standing next to him silently farting into his face.

@FootbaIITwats @axlefoz

Some connection on this. 🤣

@fesshole @axlefoz

Up to the age of 12 and special occasions, when I was eating crisps or biscuits like digestives, I'd take one chew it up into a nice paste, spread it on another one and then eat it. The varying textures make the experience. I bet there's more of us out there, I can't be alone

@shirtsthtgohard @axlefoz

@nocontextfooty @axlefoz

@AverageStriker @axlefoz gives himself top scorer end of season awards

Eddie Howe and Loris Karius in training next week

@NoContextBrits @axlefoz

@theredfez @fesshole I get aggressive when they won't swap what I want

@fesshole @AdamTrinder1

Found my boyfriend's burner phone. Turns out he spends his quiet periods at work, meeting other men all over the county to collect rare Pokemon. Phew.

@fesshole @axlefoz

Sometimes, when driving alone, I'll randomly scream at the top of my lungs to deafen anyone who might have secretly put a listening device in my car.

@fesshole @axlefoz

At school for a prank I shoved my finger up my arse and made my friend smell it. He ratted me out to the teacher, who demanded to sniff my hand for evidence. I gave her the clean hand and my mate got detention for lying.

@NoContextBrits @axlefoz not even stolen anything

@WhatWeWitnessed @axlefoz