Adam Trinder

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Adam Trinder

Adam Trinder

@AdamTrinder1

Katılım Nisan 2013
361 Takip Edilen135 Takipçiler
Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Standing room only on the train this morning and a man insisted that he be seated despite two pregnant women having to stand for 45 mins, so I spent the journey standing next to him silently farting into his face.
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Football Twats
Football Twats@FootbaIITwats·
Some connection on this. 🤣
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Up to the age of 12 and special occasions, when I was eating crisps or biscuits like digestives, I'd take one chew it up into a nice paste, spread it on another one and then eat it. The varying textures make the experience. I bet there's more of us out there, I can't be alone
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Average Striker
Average Striker@AverageStriker·
Eddie Howe and Loris Karius in training next week
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Found my boyfriend's burner phone. Turns out he spends his quiet periods at work, meeting other men all over the county to collect rare Pokemon. Phew.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Sometimes, when driving alone, I'll randomly scream at the top of my lungs to deafen anyone who might have secretly put a listening device in my car.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
At school for a prank I shoved my finger up my arse and made my friend smell it. He ratted me out to the teacher, who demanded to sniff my hand for evidence. I gave her the clean hand and my mate got detention for lying.
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